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Sometimes, I wish I was gay...

Descent

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I just realized a few weeks ago that I hate women's company, but not in the sexist way. I just hate how emotional they are, and I really hate their mood swings, and their little codewords such as "fine" that all us men use differently. It drives me nuts. I'm avoiding my mom now because she, and almost all other women, drive me up the wall.

It really is a crying shame that being gay is most likely genetic...I have that gene somewhere in my family (My great uncle was gay, I was named after him), and frankly, I really hate how I did not get that gene. I tell you, life sucks.

However, I may be able to be cured of this. I suffer from a disorder known as Aspergers Syndrome, a.k.a. "The Geek Syndrome" or "Autism's little brother." It is when you show some, but not all, symptoms of Autism, and have a normal I.Q. One of the symptoms is weak social skills, which I am notorious for. I don't get many things socially, such as how to deal with women, authority figures, or parties. I think I am going to skip that birthday party I was going to go to...then again, all the outcasts will be there. Just another chance for me to meet some of my true peers.

I'm going to a focus group for Autism spectrum people, with a professional trained in the field. Hopefully I will learn many things and be on my way to being a successful ladies man.

Life's a bitch, then you die. Very true.
 

gehtfuct

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jstager said:
I just realized a few weeks ago that I hate women's company, but not in the sexist way. I just hate how emotional they are, and I really hate their mood swings, and their little codewords such as "fine" that all us men use differently. It drives me nuts. I'm avoiding my mom now because she, and almost all other women, drive me up the wall.

It really is a crying shame that being gay is most likely genetic...I have that gene somewhere in my family (My great uncle was gay, I was named after him), and frankly, I really hate how I did not get that gene. I tell you, life sucks.

However, I may be able to be cured of this. I suffer from a disorder known as Aspergers Syndrome, a.k.a. "The Geek Syndrome" or "Autism's little brother." It is when you show some, but not all, symptoms of Autism, and have a normal I.Q. One of the symptoms is weak social skills, which I am notorious for. I don't get many things socially, such as how to deal with women, authority figures, or parties. I think I am going to skip that birthday party I was going to go to...then again, all the outcasts will be there. Just another chance for me to meet some of my true peers.

I'm going to a focus group for Autism spectrum people, with a professional trained in the field. Hopefully I will learn many things and be on my way to being a successful ladies man.

Life's a bitch, then you die. Very true.
Do yourself a favor...
1.dont worry about all dem womenz,pick one and focus on her.
2.You sound normal to me,yes normal..very normal,very,very normal..yes.
3.If you feel the need to hug some balls,just do what feels right for you. Dont worry kid,we'll still flame the fuck outta you.
4.Umm..you do realize,that the title of this thread just opened up your back door for a series of verbal ass whoopins.
 

Ctoit

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So........what makes you think you'd be able to understand guys any better? --- I'll give you that you are one so you may have a head start but still........all the lying, manipulative, three words make a story bullshit is not that easy to get. At any rate GOOD LUCK
 

Descent

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gehtfuct said:
3.If you feel the need to hug some balls,just do what feels right for you. Dont worry kid,we'll still flame the fuck outta you.
I would, but that stuff does not turn me on.
 

Skitch0o0

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Ctoit said:
So........what makes you think you'd be able to understand guys any better? --- I'll give you that you are one so you may have a head start but still........all the lying, manipulative, three words make a story bullshit is not that easy to get. At any rate GOOD LUCK
Riiiiiight. Guys and manipulative go together like two-year-olds and doctoral theses. Guys couldn't manipulate their way to a hotdog in a beef convention. However, most of them lie. Although it's hard to blame them really. I almost never lie. I mean like NEVER. This gets me into tons of trouble. Imagine me telling the truth to these questions being asked mby girls (and I almost ALWAYS do).

"Do these make me look fat?" - No, bitch, your huge ass does, get over it.
"I feel bloated." - Then lay off the potato chips and chocolate bars.
"Where do you want to eat?" - Taco Bell
"Are you sure you want to eat at Taco Bell?" - That's what I said, isn't it?
"Are you sure you don't want something else?" - Fucking hell, woman! You tell me where we're eating then!
"Well, where do YOU want to eat?" - I'm not hungry...

You see what I mean. If you really want to know what a guy wants, just ask him straight out and he'll give you a straight answer so long as you haven't already trained him to fear you and that elusive "Correct" answer.

As for manipulative, that's 100% a female department.
 

Ctoit

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maybe its because my ex was an extreme mama's boy..............damn I was glad when she moved across the damn country....anyway she taught him how to manipulate a situation.....I think all guys know how, but they let the woman think they are getting away with something
 

Icarus

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jstager said:
I just realized a few weeks ago that I hate women's company, but not in the sexist way. I just hate how emotional they are, and I really hate their mood swings, and their little codewords such as "fine" that all us men use differently. It drives me nuts. I'm avoiding my mom now because she, and almost all other women, drive me up the wall.

It really is a crying shame that being gay is most likely genetic...I have that gene somewhere in my family (My great uncle was gay, I was named after him), and frankly, I really hate how I did not get that gene. I tell you, life sucks.

However, I may be able to be cured of this. I suffer from a disorder known as Aspergers Syndrome, a.k.a. "The Geek Syndrome" or "Autism's little brother." It is when you show some, but not all, symptoms of Autism, and have a normal I.Q. One of the symptoms is weak social skills, which I am notorious for. I don't get many things socially, such as how to deal with women, authority figures, or parties. I think I am going to skip that birthday party I was going to go to...then again, all the outcasts will be there. Just another chance for me to meet some of my true peers.

I'm going to a focus group for Autism spectrum people, with a professional trained in the field. Hopefully I will learn many things and be on my way to being a successful ladies man.

Life's a bitch, then you die. Very true.
Being gay is genetic? I wouldn't think so. In fact, I'd think that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. Being "cured" of a sexuality is a horrible, disgusting idea. Hating women's company, wether it be in "the sexist way" or not, is, unfortunately, sexist.

I've been losing a lot of respect for you lately...
 

Descent

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I never ONCE said I hate women. I just said I hate their company. How does that make me sexist? I have one friend who's a woman, but she acts different than most.

After reading my post, it does sound just a tad sexist...I'm sorry if I offended anyone.

And that gay shit? Doesn't turn me on one bit.

Bah, fuck it. Close this thread, it's over.

Oh, and as to the gay gene thing? Well, I'm a strong believer in this thoery, because my firend who is a woman is bi, her aunt is a lesbian, and her sister just found out she is bi. See the pattern? Very clearly, it sounds just a tad too genetic...
 

Icarus

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Perhaps her family is open minded about it, and they're not afraid of being gay?

Before being gay became taboo, the majority of the world was gay. In my opinion, there are a ton of people that are gay that don't even know it in the world today. Genetics have nothing to do with it... and most gay people would be offended by that idea.
 

Ctoit

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jstager said:
and her sister just found out she is bi. ..



How do you "just find out your bi" .........what the hell does that even mean, just found out.....like someone told her or something, I mean get fucking real
 

Descent

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I usually think it's genetic, and caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain. It could be psychological, too, but I'm not too sure.

Until we find out for sure what it is, then we may as well just make assumptions.

Also, why are you losing respect for me? Have my posts been that bad?

Anyway, check this out:

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/homosexuality/animal-homosexuality/

It's not snuff, it's actually an informative piece of literature. It's on homosexuality in the animal world.

So all you "God Hates Fags" people should be liberated by this. Don't tell me God sends animals to hell too.
 

G's-up

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Ctoit said:
How do you "just find out your bi" .........what the hell does that even mean, just found out.....like someone told her or something, I mean get fucking real

Come on Ctoit........you find these things out through the "chatting with oprah" forum.....
I thought thats where everyone goes to find out what their sexual preference is??? :)
 

Ctoit

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G's-up said:
Come on Ctoit........you find these things out through the "chatting with oprah" forum.....
I thought thats where everyone goes to find out what their sexual preference is??? :)

OH YA----WTF was I thinking?
 

actingsmylife

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better

It gets better, trust me, it does, you just have to be comfortable being you, and other girls will see that, to tell you the truth, if you're the shy type, some girls do like that. I believe there is someone for everyone, but its up to that person to find him/her. Be yourself, and let others love you for you!
 

TwisT

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jstager said:
I just realized a few weeks ago that I hate women's company, but not in the sexist way. I just hate how emotional they are, and I really hate their mood swings, and their little codewords such as "fine" that all us men use differently. It drives me nuts. I'm avoiding my mom now because she, and almost all other women, drive me up the wall.

It really is a crying shame that being gay is most likely genetic...I have that gene somewhere in my family (My great uncle was gay, I was named after him), and frankly, I really hate how I did not get that gene. I tell you, life sucks.

However, I may be able to be cured of this. I suffer from a disorder known as Aspergers Syndrome, a.k.a. "The Geek Syndrome" or "Autism's little brother." It is when you show some, but not all, symptoms of Autism, and have a normal I.Q. One of the symptoms is weak social skills, which I am notorious for. I don't get many things socially, such as how to deal with women, authority figures, or parties. I think I am going to skip that birthday party I was going to go to...then again, all the outcasts will be there. Just another chance for me to meet some of my true peers.

I'm going to a focus group for Autism spectrum people, with a professional trained in the field. Hopefully I will learn many things and be on my way to being a successful ladies man.

Life's a bitch, then you die. Very true.

Well if you came out the fucking closet life would be alot easier.....So come on little fella.....Were behind you......literally... well maybe I speak for myself.....(j/k)
 

G's-up

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TwisT said:
Well if you came out the fucking closet life would be alot easier.....So come on little fella.....Were behind you......literally... well maybe I speak for myself.....(j/k)

Just back out slow......you back out to fast he might clench his butt checks together and pinch your dick off.......... :)
 

TwisT

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G's-up said:
Just back out slow......you back out to fast he might clench his butt checks together and pinch your dick off.......... :)
:ugly:That's good to know......
 

G's-up

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TwisT said:
:ugly:That's good to know......

That was from Eddie Murphy doing Mr. T if he were gay..........."Come here boy, you look mighty cute in them jeans"........... :) Its actually pretty funny but its old.....maybe Im showing my age here....LOL.....
 

TwisT

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G's-up said:
That was from Eddie Murphy doing Mr. T if he were gay..........."Come here boy, you look mighty cute in them jeans"........... :) Its actually pretty funny but its old.....maybe Im showing my age here....LOL.....
Mr. T was a badass.....The A team was one of my fav's when I was a kid..