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Son of a mother fucking bitch ass fucker....

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For the first time in 12 yrs my family wants to go on vacation. Apparently, we get to see one of our grandmas on the other side of the fucking country.

This couldn't come a worse fucking time. The one mother fucking time I get a girlfriend I get to be dragged across the fucking country for a month or two. WHAT THE FUCK?!!!

I'm thinking of either pretending I have a crippling fear of flying or I vomit salsa at high altitudes.

Dere's my fucking rant for the day, besides the one I do on 'Life Sucks.' Have a mother fucking FANTASTIC day!!

:mfinger:
 

meh_it_all

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Yeah being away from boyfriend/girlfriend does suck the big one.

But just think your actually pretty lucky. I've moved over seas from my boyfriend, the most i get to see him is 4/5 days every 3 months.. :(

But maybe it will be alright, When are you leaving?
I guess as you JUST got together with this girl she might not stick around for very long and wait. Maybe you will get together when you leave. How long have you been with her. If it's longer then it will work out.
Me and my bf have been together for over a year now so that's why i know it will work cos we have trusted each other for all this time.


And who knows maybe your vacation will be spiffing :p
 

gurlgonewild

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dude, ever hear of summer love?!! you're looking at this all the wrong way my friend. what you should be saying to yourself is, "Ooo new breeding potential ripe for the picking." and i bet you've never had this kind of experience yet? another plus!

month long vacation= new & different girls = sex & no l/t commitments = what more can you ask for? (ya, ya besides the fact you may be in love w/ your gf)
 

DIZNUTS

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1. wow this wasnt about school or your teachers.
2. its a good start :thumbsup:
3. go for it(she wont stick around)
 

Bibas

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Tsk, tsk TFC - you haven't seen your granny for 12 years, and you say "fuck it" ? You should love your grandmother.
And this will be a great test for you and your new gf. You'll see how both of you will feel, when you're back.
 

DIZNUTS

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Bibas said:
Tsk, tsk TFC - you haven't seen your granny for 12 years, and you say "fuck it" ? You should love your grandmother.
And this will be a great test for you and your new gf. You'll see how both of you will feel, when you're back.
well he can go see his grandmother and test out his new gf....if she does stick aroun do you think she will tell him bout banging the whole football team?

p.s. they are all black