For the first time in 12 yrs my family wants to go on vacation. Apparently, we get to see one of our grandmas on the other side of the fucking country.
This couldn't come a worse fucking time. The one mother fucking time I get a girlfriend I get to be dragged across the fucking country for a month or two. WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
I'm thinking of either pretending I have a crippling fear of flying or I vomit salsa at high altitudes.
Dere's my fucking rant for the day, besides the one I do on 'Life Sucks.' Have a mother fucking FANTASTIC day!!

This couldn't come a worse fucking time. The one mother fucking time I get a girlfriend I get to be dragged across the fucking country for a month or two. WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
I'm thinking of either pretending I have a crippling fear of flying or I vomit salsa at high altitudes.
Dere's my fucking rant for the day, besides the one I do on 'Life Sucks.' Have a mother fucking FANTASTIC day!!
