Spongebob is gay

Rook

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Let’s look at this objectively.

Spongebob’s giant dick

Patrick was giving him the pipe for years under the rock.

He LOVED Squidward... maybe it was all of those tentacles? Combined with all of Spongebob’s holes... hmmm, que rico.

Mr. Krabs? More like Mr sucking him off in the back of the kitchen.

#gayspongelivesmat
 

BlastemSkyHigh

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What is a Putz...
Literally, putz is vulgar slang for 'penis. ' But the vulgarism is rarely used to designate the member; the word shmuck does that. As used, putz is a term of contempt for: 1. A fool, an ass, a jerk.
 
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Templar

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im gonna get a pepperwater fish


I'm still trying to process this comment but I haven't drunk enough yet. I will revisit in a six-pack and try to respond inappropriately, I mean appropriately.
 
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Brillo

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I am definitely on the alcohol and it definitely will become clearer
 
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Templar

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Nope, I tried and I could not come up with anything about pepperwater fish... I tried. I lose the game.
 
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BlastemSkyHigh

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Sorry kiddo,I can't drink anymore...
Yer on yer own unless you like to drink A&W Root Beer.
 
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