Spongebob is gay

[Rook]

Let’s look at this objectively.

Spongebob’s giant dick

Patrick was giving him the pipe for years under the rock.

He LOVED Squidward... maybe it was all of those tentacles? Combined with all of Spongebob’s holes... hmmm, que rico.

Mr. Krabs? More like Mr sucking him off in the back of the kitchen.

#gayspongelivesmat

 

[BeautifulSniper]

Is that why you watch Spongebob? So you can masturbate to the characters?

 

[Jugular]

All sponge lives matter, asshole.

 

[Putz]

All sponge lives matter, asshole.

Is it gay if I sponge bath?

 

[BlastemSkyHigh]

What is a Putz...

Literally, putz is vulgar slang for 'penis. ' But the vulgarism is rarely used to designate the member; the word shmuck does that. As used, putz is a term of contempt for: 1. A fool, an ass, a jerk.