Spongebob is gay

[Rook]

Let’s look at this objectively.

Spongebob’s giant dick

Patrick was giving him the pipe for years under the rock.

He LOVED Squidward... maybe it was all of those tentacles? Combined with all of Spongebob’s holes... hmmm, que rico.

Mr. Krabs? More like Mr sucking him off in the back of the kitchen.

#gayspongelivesmat

 

[BeautifulSniper]

Is that why you watch Spongebob? So you can masturbate to the characters?

 

[Jugular]

All sponge lives matter, asshole.

 

[Putz]

All sponge lives matter, asshole.

Is it gay if I sponge bath?

 

[BlastemSkyHigh]

What is a Putz...

Literally, putz is vulgar slang for 'penis. ' But the vulgarism is rarely used to designate the member; the word shmuck does that. As used, putz is a term of contempt for: 1. A fool, an ass, a jerk.

 

[Brillo]

how would he even get/stay hard underwater

 

[BRiT]

how would he even get/stay hard underwater

Dolphin.

 

[Dark Fader]

how would he even get/stay hard underwater

Dolphin.

 

[CoprophagousCop]

^ That looks like an older @ib4 .

 

[BRiT]

Does that make the other one Duddles?

 

[Dark Fader]

Duddles the Pink Dolphin?

 

[Templar]

how would he even get/stay hard underwater

Well, water has never been a deterrent to that occurring, in my experience...but I digress.

 

[BeautifulSniper]

Well, water has never been a deterrent to that occurring, in my experience...but I digress.

I should try having sex in the ocean, but I live too far away.

 

[Templar]

I should try having sex in the ocean, but I live too far away.

The salt may be a bit irritating, but I'll bet it can be done...now freshwater...

 

[Brillo]

im gonna get a pepperwater fish

 

[Templar]

im gonna get a pepperwater fish

I'm still trying to process this comment but I haven't drunk enough yet. I will revisit in a six-pack and try to respond inappropriately, I mean appropriately.

 

[Brillo]

I am definitely on the alcohol and it definitely will become clearer

 

[Templar]

Nope, I tried and I could not come up with anything about pepperwater fish... I tried. I lose the game.

 

[Brillo]

Guess im the one who has to drink more

 

[BlastemSkyHigh]

Sorry kiddo,I can't drink anymore...
Yer on yer own unless you like to drink A&W Root Beer.