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STARBUCK'S ass flava

Blaze Daily

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The takeaway coffee cup smelt of ass from Starbucks Coffee. This blonde served me, she must have wiped her finger over her asshole and smeared the shit over the top of the cup where your lips go to drink. It kinda turned me on cause I'm into ass play and the blonde was hot, but at the same time I kinda was pissed cause I know the girl didn't want to turn me on but hurt me. It's some bad mojo karmic waves going about right about now.
 

void

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should this be in writer's block?
 

ericman123

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Why would she smear shit on your coffee? Did you offend her or something?
I don't think that someone would risk their job doing shit like that to anybody unless it was really worth it. Then again, people are weird.
 

ericman123

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Icarus said:
Nobody likes you.
You might have a point there. Why else would she have smeared shit on his coffee.
 

wootness

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No One Smeared Shit On His Coffe, He Was Just To Dam Stoned To Notice Hes The One Who Smelt Like Ass
 

Darklight

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doesnt zoloft work in a starbucks? :D
 
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Darklight said:
doesnt zoloft work in a starbucks?
WizardlyFriend said:
go zoloft, way to put shit in blaze gheyly's coffee

He said the girl was a blonde!

You guys, I'm insulted.

*zoloftcas stomps off, muttering under her breath
 

Darklight

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#13
you coulda wore a wig...
 

ericman123

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WizardlyFriend said:
I think that question has been answered...
Yes it has been. It was ment as a rhetorical question.
 

magnolia

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ok, that you're into ass play is nasty. and that the cup smelled like that is nasty too. Just goes to show that you shouldn't piss off the starbucks workers. They'll get ya.
 

Piro

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#17
I dunno, I find coffee smells of shit anyways. :lol:
 

ericman123

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#18
That's because you get your coffee at the same place Blaze does.