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started bad...but it turned out pretty kewl

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ok so i wuz with sum friends n we decide to go on a roadtrip right? n well we were out in the middle of nowhere drivin on sum highway n everyone started arguin n stuff. n this huge drama got started..thas a whole diff story tho. n yea..so everyones arguing..me n marshal were sittin there gettin really annoyed cuz no1 would shut up. so we started yellin bak tellin them to shut up or else wed jump out of the car. n they were like i dont care! jump! more room! so we got mad n i didnt think hed do it but he opened the door n yelled jump! n he pushed me out n jumped after after me. n the next thing i no were rollin down sum hill thas all dusty. not to mention i had my brand new white pants on that cost me like 50 dollars..grr..n wut really pissed me off wuz that they jus kept drivin!!! can u believe that!!! ahhhh!! so they left me n marshall out in the middle of nowhere on sum long highway that seemed like it never ended! n my cell phone broke wen we fell out! so we had no way to communicate to anyone. i seriously thought i wuz gonna die.it wuz kinda fun bein stranded with marshal tho... ;) . hes jus so hott.lol.but neway..it sucked cuz it wuz like 100 degrees outside...i live in texas.. n yea it wuz jus so gay. so we started walkin down the long highway..and an HOUR goes by...n this ugly car drives by..we like jump in front of the car.im sure we freaked the guy out.n he slams on the breaks n gets out of the car to c if were ok.we tell him the story n hes like..o that sux...g2g bye.n gets back in his car n drives off. can u belive that?!!??!?! wtf?!?!?!? so yea we get even more pissed. n we keep walkin..i could barley walk..i felt like i gained a million pounds and wuz carryin an elephant or sumthin.but newayzz then finally this limo drives by n we once again throw ourselves at the limo. he slammed on the breaks n the car kept movin so i jumped up n slamedi nto the windshield.luckily it didnt break but it hurt like hell. goddd.i wish i woulda jus stood there n let him run over me. at least he wuz nice tho n didnt DRIVE OFF!!!! but yea the driver like jumped out of the limo n ran over to me askin me if i wuz ok.i wuz like yeaa.n then we told him the whole story n then one of the doors opens n guess who it wuz???? CHAD MUCHAEL MURRAY!!!! OMG!! I THOUGHT I HAD DIED N GONE TO HEAVEN.lol. by the way hes the guy on one tree hill. but yea he wuz like r u ok?!?!! n i wuz like..yea. n then he asked if we needed a ride n so we said yea n got n the limo n told him the whole story. he felt so bad for us he kept offering us stuff. i wuz jus happy to b with him..ya no? it wuz awesome.he wuz late for sum meeting so we ended up havin to go with him to california.which wuz awesome.but wen we got there we didnt c much of him.he wuz alwayz gone.but yea me n marshall jus toured around n stuff. the beach wuz awesome. now cums the bad things. ok well we were walkin along the beach n then all a sudden this lil kid throws a frisbee at the side of my head. then this huge bird seagull flying thing starts attackin me...i freaked out n ran into the water. n then this jelly fish stung my finger. im still screamin from the bird..n then this huge wave cums n knocks me over n then pulls me into the ocean. marshall started yellin for me n tryin to grab me but he jus couldnt get to me. he threw this life jacket at me n i grabbed it n put it on but the waves were still pushin me out to sea.i dont remember exactly wut happened after that.i passed out n the next thing i knew i woke up on a diff beach. it wuz an island.i wuz so scared...i didnt even have marshall now..i wuz all alone.i jus layed there in the sand....thinkin bout jus not even bothering to get up. but then i saw sumthin up in the sky flyin..... wuz it a bird? wuz it a plane? nah...it wuz SUPERMAN!!! i wuz like WOAA...I SAW CHAD AND SUPERMAN..AWESOME! n then he jus flew n landed right next to me n pulled me up. i kewt fallin over cuz i wuz still out of it.the next thing i knew i wuz flyin through the air...it wuz so kewl.he asked me where i wanted him to take me..n i mumbled sumthin but i guess he didnt hear me cuz he took me to alaska.i woke up ina igloo with 3 eskimos huddled over me tryin to feed me whale blubber.i started freakin out...n ran out of the igloo.they yelled noooo.but ikept runnin n then this huge dragon flew out of a cave n started flyin above me in circles...in then the lil donkey off of shrek jumped out n started talkin to me.man i love that donkey. i told him my story n he finally told the dragon to take me home. so here i am...typing my story...i havent talked to marshal..im guessing hes still with chad..im probly gona go bak with him soon cuz its borin over here. ok theres my story...
 

Icarus

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Thanks you for hurting my eyes with an endless barrage of "n," "cuz," "wuz," "jus," "o," and other AIM manglings of the English language. I stopped reading about 2/3 of the way through, because I had to force myself to read it, and I was tired of it.

Anywho, from your story I deduced: You went on a road trip, did something stupid, got hit by a car, and got a ride from a celebrity.

Teh Fuke?

I went back and started reading again (I guess the skin grew back on my eyes)... and apparently I was pushing my luck too far. Your story took a definate turn for the worse when you started making shit up, and I've no idea even which parts you did make up... so probably all of it.

Well, congratulations. You successfully succeeded at who knows what.
 

FUBAR

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NoSubstance said:
Well, congratulations. You successfully succeeded at who knows what.
ooo ooooo i know successful at JACK SHIT
 

morelos

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i don't know what the fuck i just read, but i know that i traded some reputation for the time that was stolen from me.

wtf
 
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this whole story is made up. I read through this whole pointless thread. Now i just think Imreallybored is an existing WTF member trying to "score" some rep points. oh well, who cares about my opinion anyway?
 

skylinec

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Superman,that chad dude,eskimos,donkey,dragon. Are you on crack my freind. whoever gave you crack tell him to give me some.it sounds strong.
 

Seije

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well nice going cousin... really managed to make up some huge story and bore the crap out of everyone

You really were bored last night, lol...oh and sorry I stopped talking on AIM last night..I sort of got so tired I fell asleep on the keyboard around 4am or so
 

The_DEAL

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she had a good fuckin trip so what were u on acid shrooms ghb?
 

Seije

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The_DEA said:
she had a good fuckin trip so what were u on acid shrooms ghb?
lol, you didn't get my point...it's all made up

my cousin is good at that stuff, just going on and on
btw ImReallyBored..your video done yet, i want a copy
 
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yea.i wuz really bored wen i wrote that.thad b KEWL if it happened tho.well...no point to replyin to this cuz i probly wont ever cum bak to this site after this. bye
 

MaxPower

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Ok before I consider reading that; was there anything about cheer leaders in a locker room shower?
 
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well this one time... i was abducted by aliens. my father came up to me and said "welcome home, son"
 

DCSkater

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NoSubstance said:
Thanks you for hurting my eyes with an endless barrage of "n," "cuz," "wuz," "jus," "o," and other AIM manglings of the English language. I stopped reading about 2/3 of the way through, because I had to force myself to read it, and I was tired of it.
hahahahahahaha thats great.......
 

Bauber

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Wtf

Go fucking kill yourself because you suck at life~~~!!! :thumbsdn:

Oh and btw that story was so bad I dont even know what to campare it to! :mfinger:
 
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well this one time... i was abducted by aliens. my father came up to me and said "welcome home, son"



hahaha. u took my next story...
 

Icarus

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Way to come back to a site you'd said you'd never come back to :thumbsup:
 
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thas ok.i dont wanna kill myself. i like my life..cept for my dad dyin... but other than that im good.o and by the way... i think that ppl who argue on the internet r jus ppl that cant fight n real life so they jus say crap on the internet