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DIZNUTS

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ok everytime i watch porn and masturbate..i have an orgasm......and right during orgasm i have this creamy/milky(pretty thick) colored discharge...shoot out a few times....do i have an STD?will i die? im scared! Will mehmeh hold me? :happysad:
 

meh_it_all

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haha! Why should I hold you? what if you have something icky! :p
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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meh_it_all said:
haha! Why should I hold you? what if you have something icky! :p
He does.

That's why you are coming over tonight. :D
 

bnccoder

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The color and thickness is determined by the ammont of sperm produced. Yes you have a STD and yes you will die.

P.S. it''s a STD not an STD
 

DIZNUTS

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meh_it_all said:
haha! Why should I hold you? what if you have something icky! :p
did you mean sticky? cuz its really gooie and sticky :happysad:
 

meh_it_all

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Fire_ze_Missles said:
He does.

That's why you are coming over tonight. :D

Oh, thank you for guiding me the right way FZM ;)
 

DIZNUTS

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bnccoder said:
The color and thickness is determined by the ammont of sperm produced. Yes you have a STD and yes you will die.

P.S. it''s a STD not an STD
god damn forum nazis :( making fun of my STD :cry:
 

DIZNUTS

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bnccoder said:
No forum for you!
forum is that stuff that cures the STD right? YOU BASTARD!!!I WANT MY FORUM!!!!!!
 
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Diznuts is undergoing a natural sex change. :happysad:

From hermaphrodite to... hermaphrodite? :confused:
 

DIZNUTS

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Unforgiven said:
Diznuts is undergoing a natural sex change. :happysad:

From hermaphrodite to... hermaphrodite? :confused:
wait i am?
/me feels size 36DD breasts
 

meh_it_all

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Stop grabbing my boob!


...Oh wait, I don't have a dd, nevermind.
:)
 

DIZNUTS

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meh_it_all said:
Stop grabbing my boob!


...Oh wait, I don't have a dd, nevermind.
:)
im sorry i always confuze cup sizes :happysad:
 

Descent

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The STD is called being horny, you are going to die if you do not get laid within 24 hours.

It's not a pretty death...Your cock and DIZNUTS will literally explode and you will be forced to die of blood loss.
 
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