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Headlines Stewart to Serve Time in West Virginia

voiceofreason

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Associated Press Writer

NEW YORK - Martha Stewart has been ordered to serve her sentence for lying about a stock sale at the federal prison in Alderson, W.Va., a source close to the case told The Associated Press on Wednesday.

Stewart had asked to serve her five-month sentence in Danbury, Conn., close to her home in Westport, or as a second choice in Coleman, Fla.

But the source, speaking to the AP on condition of anonymity, said the federal Bureau of Prisons had instead chosen Alderson, a minimum-security women's prison that houses about 1,000 inmates.

A federal judge has ordered Stewart to report to prison by Oct. 8.
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Westport to West "By God" Virginia! That is a bit of a come down. Poor Martha.

More West Virginia jokes on the way...
 

tzedek

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they would get so much shit if they let her serve her sentence whereever she wanted...
 

ReiMeishin

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She's a crook like any other and deserves to serve time. If this were anybody else it would have been an open and shut case.