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Stolen Pants!

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ONE MORNING I WAKE UP AND FOR ONCE I ACTUALLY GO OUT AND TAKE THE WASHING OFF THE LINE AND FIND OUT THAT MY FKN ADIDAS TRACKSUIT GOT STOLEN OFF THE LINE :mad:
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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well that pretty much sums it up huh?
 

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underpants gnomes have widened thier business interests...
 
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meh_it_all said:
OH MY GOD! Don't blame the penguins!
Oh come on, you know that they're secret agents. They have to be, running around in those little tuxedos looking all sneaky like they're plotting something. I'm onto them.
 

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Did you see madgascar? Sure, they are "secret agents" in that.. but geez, Penguins are awesome! They just want you to think that, to make them interesting.

You know who you really need to be onto... giraffes
 
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meh_it_all said:
Did you see madgascar? Sure, they are "secret agents" in that.. but geez, Penguins are awesome! They just want you to think that, to make them interesting.

You know who you really need to be onto... giraffes
No, I didn't see the movie, but obviously the makers of the movie caught onto their little act as well. I'm not saying penguins aren't awesome, I'm just saying you have to keep an eye on them. They're trickly little buggers.

Giraffes, huh? Never did trust them either. What on earth do they need that long of a neck for? Peeping Toms is what they are.
 

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tiger_86 said:
No, I didn't see the movie, but obviously the makers of the movie caught onto their little act as well. I'm not saying penguins aren't awesome, I'm just saying you have to keep an eye on them. They're trickly little buggers.

Giraffes, huh? Never did trust them either. What on earth do they need that long of a neck for? Peeping Toms is what they are.

Giraffes yes... and what's with the long tongues, and BLUE?!? see!
 

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meh_it_all said:
Giraffes yes... and what's with the long tongues, and BLUE?!? see!

The lemurs are up to something...they like to 'move it' too much
 
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/me sings

I like to move it, move it!
I like to move it, move it!
I like to move it, move it!
Ya like to (“Move it”!)

All girls all over the world,
original King Julien pon ya case man!
I love how all the girls are move their body,
and when ya move ya body, and move it,
nice and sweet and sexy, alright!

Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
original cute body you a mek man mud up.

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original cute body you a mek man mud up.

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physically, physically, physically
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Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
Women!

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Ya like to (“Move it”!)

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Ya like to (“Move it”!)

oahhh...3x

Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
original cute body you a mek man mud up.

Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
original cute body you a mek man mud up.

Eye liner - pon ya face a mek man mud up
Nose powder - pon ya face a mek man mud up
Pluck ya eyebrow - pon ya face a mek man mud up
Gal ya lipstick - pon ya face a mek man mud up

Woman ya nice broad face,
and ya nice hip, make man flip and bust them lip.
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big ship pon de ocean that a big titanic.

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and ya nice hip, make man flip and bust them lip.
Woman ya nice and energetic,
big ship pon de ocean that a big titanic

(3x)
I like to move it, move it!
I likes to move it, move it!
I likes to move it, move it!
You like to (“Move it”!)

oahhh...3x

I like to move it, move it!
I like to move it, move it!
I like to move it, move it!
Ya like to (“Move it”!)
 

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diamond said:
The lemurs are up to something...they like to 'move it' too much
YES! and say shut up a lot.

rofl, Unforgiven!
 
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meh_it_all said:
Giraffes yes... and what's with the long tongues, and BLUE?!? see!
They're probably not really blue. I'd imagine that's just how people perceive them. Still, that is kind of creepy. Yes, I'll definitely have to keep a closer eye on those giraffes. I just thought of them as peeping toms, but perhaps they do have something worse in the works. Hmm.....
There's no problem with the lemurs. I hired them to keep an eye on the other animals and report the suspicious ones to me. That's why they look so alert.
 

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I knew you were a lemur....you were way too cute for a penguin hmmmm
 
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diamond said:
I knew you were a lemur....you were way too cute for a penguin hmmmm
I'm not a lemur. I just hired them to work for me. I happen to speak their language because a friend of mine taught me.
 

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tiger_86 said:
I'm not a lemur. I just hired them to work for me. I happen to speak their language because a friend of mine taught me.
too many contacts....you are a penguin after all
 
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