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Stupid Computer

Stevo the Human

I of Stevo's Stuff am D:
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Holy shit! What the fuck is with my computer? It can't load anything for crap, but I have DSL! I hope it's spyware, so I can get rid of it!
 

Descent

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Give me a little more info. I can fix it :).
 

NaughtyGirl21

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Stevo the Human said:
Holy shit! What the fuck is with my computer? It can't load anything for crap, but I have DSL! I hope it's spyware, so I can get rid of it!
What kind of processor do you have? How much memory do you have? It could be you are low on memory or you have a very sucky processor. Like me, I have an Intel Celeron Processor that is the worst you can have. I am getting ready to get a new motherboard and put it togather. Thats the only way you can get better processor.
 

swizeguy

How dare you!?
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dude my fricken computer screwed up so when i deleted the partitions and formatted it and now i cant get windows back on the damn thing! ahh so pissed
 

Broken

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swizeguy said:
dude my fricken computer screwed up so when i deleted the partitions and formatted it and now i cant get windows back on the damn thing! ahh so pissed
Sounds like you guessed incorrectly; Hardware problem, not software.
 

Descent

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Yeah, I'm cocky, and I"ll be the first to admit it.

I can fix anything!

Nah, I'm just kidding...if it involves soldering, you'll be stuck finding another buddy to fix it. I can't solder.
 

morelos

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oh my fucking god... you want to hear about solder? i'm gonna take a picture of this fucking project i did for school :p

~ dan ~
 

wiseman

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is it a laptop? it might not work if u drill holes in it for better air circulation. especially if the holes go all the way through it.
 

wiseman

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o wait.. oops that was completly off subject, sorry
 

Hypertron

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MaxPower said:
Ya? I kind of thought it sounded like he was trying to help.
no if you want to help you would say something like... "tell me more about your problem so that i can try to help you out with it." but me hell yeah im cocky, i seriously can fix just about anything on a computer, now soldering...that was fun to learn, i had to go though about 20 motherboards before i actually did it right, i can do it but its a pain in the ass.
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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Hypertron said:
no if you want to help you would say something like... "tell me more about your problem so that i can try to help you out with it." but me hell yeah im cocky, i seriously can fix just about anything on a computer, now soldering...that was fun to learn, i had to go though about 20 motherboards before i actually did it right, i can do it but its a pain in the ass.
Sounds like you're a bit jealous of other's skills, and bitter about your own shortcomings
 

Broken

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MaxPower said:
Sounds like you're a bit jealous of other's skills, and bitter about your own shortcomings
I hate shortcomings. I like a good long coming. Ahh just starts the day off right.
 

Icarus

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Best part of waking up... is rolling over and seeing Broken?

>.<