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Stupid fucking lesbian

durtytoothbrush

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There is this girl at school that totally hates me for no reason. She is kind of fat and well... i'm not so im thinking maybe she's jealous or something. She is a lesbian- i didn't just say that because she is a bitch. I also think it may be because the girl she likes is all in love with me. ( i think; she's always staring at me in the classes we have together). I see them kiss in between classes and feel eachother up so I know they are together or at least doing eachother. But the girls she likes is always telling me im pretty. LIke I said though, I could be way off on this.
THe fat lesbian always finds a way to twist everything I say and make fun of it. I can walk up and say 'hi' and she'll mock me. I would just kick the shit out of her (OH it would make me feel so much better) but if i fight I go back to my old lame school and get kicked out of the art school. No fun.

I'm thinking I could be a bitch back and show her I'm not going to take her shit...
OR I could try the being extra nice to her when she is mean to me and confuse the hell out of her. Hell I may even flirt with her if it gets her off my ass.

I also want to get the girl she likes to stop humping my leg (literally- she's a crazy purple haired person.) I have no idea though because I don't want to make more enemies.
 

shep

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so,they are chicks into chicks.You are a chick into chicks.Can i come over to your house??? :)
 

TwisT

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durtytoothbrush said:
There is this girl at school that totally hates me for no reason. She is kind of fat and well... i'm not so im thinking maybe she's jealous or something. She is a lesbian- i didn't just say that because she is a bitch. I also think it may be because the girl she likes is all in love with me. ( i think; she's always staring at me in the classes we have together). I see them kiss in between classes and feel eachother up so I know they are together or at least doing eachother. But the girls she likes is always telling me im pretty. LIke I said though, I could be way off on this.
THe fat lesbian always finds a way to twist everything I say and make fun of it. I can walk up and say 'hi' and she'll mock me. I would just kick the shit out of her (OH it would make me feel so much better) but if i fight I go back to my old lame school and get kicked out of the art school. No fun.

I'm thinking I could be a bitch back and show her I'm not going to take her shit...
OR I could try the being extra nice to her when she is mean to me and confuse the hell out of her. Hell I may even flirt with her if it gets her off my ass.

I also want to get the girl she likes to stop humping my leg (literally- she's a crazy purple haired person.) I have no idea though because I don't want to make more enemies.
Well the fat bitch is jealous cuz the bitch with purple hair (who fatty wants to fuck)wants to fuck you! am I reading this right!
 
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TwisT said:
Well the fat bitch is jealous cuz the bitch with purple hair (who fatty wants to fuck)wants to fuck you! am I reading this right!
girls with purple hair... sexy :thumbsup:
 

Fugly

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My advice? Sleep with her and post pictures :thumbsup:
 

Icarus

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I think we're missing the point here, guys...

Wait... did I read something about fucking?
 

MaxPower

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Wow, this is really hot. I hope yawl don't mind if I rub one out.
 

Seije

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I must have missed the problem....

oh yea...ummm, do what you think is best, I dunno..got distracted from that reading....I guess you could just tell her to back off and don't see her anymore if she's treating you like that

lol..I did that thing once where your nice to a person who's mean to you..it was back in highschool, see i tend to be nice to anything, and this idiot kept making fun of me just being a bully and i'd never do anything back, after a while he got bored of trying because from what he said, "it's no fun torturing someone if they don't get all pissed off or fight back"
 

durtytoothbrush

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I could go with the purple haired girl to spite her too... :)
but i don't want herpes.
I asked Kate (the purple haired girl) if she was a lezzie because I saw her kissing the fat chic. She said, "I don't know, I am just slutty."
She makes out with everyone and touches everyone... so why does the fat chic only hate me? I don't kiss kate, she just likes me and thinks im hot. I don't understand why the fat lez is such a bitch- she goes out of her way to be nice to everyone else!! grrr she pisses me off.
 

mariusthegreat

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oh man ...chicks with purple hair....im sure theyre into kinky shit....but yeah....my advice...is tell her to quit her shit or else....fuck her up outside of school[like at a game...somewhere social]..although violence wont reslove anything...or just make out with her...thatll confuse the shit outta her....then as someone else said....take pics and post...

oh and on a side note....i went out with a chick last nite....great stuff....lets just say she got her daily dose of protein.....orally....
 

Seije

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durtytoothbrush said:
What about pink hair?
pink is aight...i like the color, 2nd fav. for sum reason

fav. is Sage...hence my name, Seije
 

Pachyderm

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Okay... Most people on this thread are not into giving advice.... soooo..
Highschool is a joke. All you need to know is what you can and can't do. If you do something out of school. If you do something out of school on school times, it's not cool and you will be subjected to expulsion or suspension. I would tell you that revenge is always nice, and real life doesn't start in highschool. So if the only time you see her is at school and you feel like you have to do something then, you should definitely get at her indirectly. (ie her car, her parents, her backpack etc.) You can plant, slash, pour, call, rat...what ever. But if you don't want to go that route.. There is nothing more that pisses of a bitch than a more pretentious bitch. Show her that you're better than her at everything: your class, your sports, your friends etc. Show her that you can answer all the questions, be totally smart AND social, Be athletic AND smart while making an unbelievable amount of friends. Be the better person and show her she doesn't affect you (even is she does) don't be a bitch back. If she says something to you, just act like you don't know where this is coming from and just look at her like she's retarded. Lesbians in highschool are always ones that like the most drama and are just playng off what others think, it's an insecurity thing.. Don't even worry about it. It's not like it's a loss or gain if you hang out with or do them. So I hope that helped.
 

durtytoothbrush

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thanks pach, i was waiting for your input.

i don't see the bitch until wednesday (block schedules and alternating mondays..la la). so we'll see.
 

Signify

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hmmmm. school smart AND athletic. never really heard of that mix before......
 

Pachyderm

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Darkness_Reaper said:
hmmmm. school smart AND athletic. never really heard of that mix before......
Which one are you? Athletic, huh?
 

BhuT LuV

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dont bitch out

yo if I were you I wouldn't pull that be nice to her shit. Thats kinda lame and to me it just seems like you'll let her walk all over you. What you should do is fuck that purple haired girl (However girls fuck girls) and get in the fat girls face about it.
This also might not be the best advice but it is something along the lines of what I would do. (If I were a chick and lesbian).
Well good luck
 
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BhuT LuV said:
yo if I were you I wouldn't pull that be nice to her shit. Thats kinda lame and to me it just seems like you'll let her walk all over you. What you should do is fuck that purple haired girl (However girls fuck girls) and get in the fat girls face about it.
This also might not be the best advice but it is something along the lines of what I would do. (If I were a chick and lesbian).
Well good luck
you spelled "geht" incorrectly
 
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Darkness_Reaper said:
hmmmm. school smart AND athletic. never really heard of that mix before......
I never had either of those things.

i was an unathletic dumbass in school. :)