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Stupid Posts

ron

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Some of these posts are just getting stupid. I mean, can't you dipshits come up with anything to rant about? There are lots of things in the universe to be pissed about. Of course, thinking of those might induce respiratory failure as your puny brains are used for something besides breathing through your mouth.

I mean, threads devoted to pubescent fantasies? Weak, weak, weak...

What, are you so fucking bad off that you have to post to an Internet forum in order to get hard enough to masturbate? Do most of you even know what a pussy looks like? If I showed you a chair, a vagina, and a mop, could you correctly distinguish between them?
 

lola

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lol

what are youso mad about I thought you liked me
 

Broken

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lola said:
what are youso mad about I thought you liked me
I take bets he shoots you down. This isn't a sex forum. GH tries real hard, but I don't think that even he wants to turn this into a teenie booper chat line.
 

lola

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lol

he never turned me down
 

GottaHurt

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Broken said:
I take bets he shoots you down. This isn't a sex forum. GH tries real hard, but I don't think that even he wants to turn this into a teenie booper chat line.

Be careful bro, I'm one trick pony when laying down the toadskins.

Teenie bopper chatline, you're a winner there, even money.

Lining 'em up for the summer intern program, smart money say's 10:1 odds in my favor ;)
 

GottaHurt

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#7
lola said:
he never turned me down
That's because you're special and a prime candidate for the summer intern program...
 

ron

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lola said:
what are youso mad about I thought you liked me
OK, twit, try to keep up.

This is wtf.com. This is not cybersluts.com.

The banner on every single page reads, "Finally a Forum Dedicated to Your Fury."

No big words there. It's poetic in its simplicity. In fact, there is nothing anywhere on the site that says, "cybersluts please post here."

GH is a deviant and we're comfortable with that. He makes good points and brings some salient arguments when people post stupid things. Sinned_girl (whom, ironically, isn't) just pisses most of us off and we like to give her trouble; GH is good at that.

However, and the admins should feel free to shoot me down, this is not "Finally a Forum Dedicated to Your Under-Sexed, Pubescent Libido." There are plenty of sites that are more suited to your more base appetites. Try Google and search for "dipshits who can't have sex in real life." You're bound to get about 117,000 responses. Try IRC on Undernet. Try Yahoo! Messenger. Try that piece of shit AOL; the gawd-damned Instant Messenger is free and you don't need an AOL account. Try ICQ; there's a bunch of deviants on there.

But, whatever you try, fucking take off!
 

The_DEAL

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ron said:
OK, twit, try to keep up.

This is wtf.com. This is not cybersluts.com.

The banner on every single page reads, "Finally a Forum Dedicated to Your Fury."

No big words there. It's poetic in its simplicity. In fact, there is nothing anywhere on the site that says, "cybersluts please post here."

GH is a deviant and we're comfortable with that. He makes good points and brings some salient arguments when people post stupid things. Sinned_girl (whom, ironically, isn't) just pisses most of us off and we like to give her trouble; GH is good at that.

However, and the admins should feel free to shoot me down, this is not "Finally a Forum Dedicated to Your Under-Sexed, Pubescent Libido." There are plenty of sites that are more suited to your more base appetites. Try Google and search for "dipshits who can't have sex in real life." You're bound to get about 117,000 responses. Try IRC on Undernet. Try Yahoo! Messenger. Try that piece of shit AOL; the gawd-damned Instant Messenger is free and you don't need an AOL account. Try ICQ; there's a bunch of deviants on there.

But, whatever you try, fucking take off!
:: CLAPS :: the best one i've heard in a long time
 

GottaHurt

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ron said:
OK, twit, try to keep up.

This is wtf.com. This is not cybersluts.com.

The banner on every single page reads, "Finally a Forum Dedicated to Your Fury."

No big words there. It's poetic in its simplicity. In fact, there is nothing anywhere on the site that says, "cybersluts please post here."

GH is a deviant and we're comfortable with that. He makes good points and brings some salient arguments when people post stupid things. Sinned_girl (whom, ironically, isn't) just pisses most of us off and we like to give her trouble; GH is good at that.

However, and the admins should feel free to shoot me down, this is not "Finally a Forum Dedicated to Your Under-Sexed, Pubescent Libido." There are plenty of sites that are more suited to your more base appetites. Try Google and search for "dipshits who can't have sex in real life." You're bound to get about 117,000 responses. Try IRC on Undernet. Try Yahoo! Messenger. Try that piece of shit AOL; the gawd-damned Instant Messenger is free and you don't need an AOL account. Try ICQ; there's a bunch of deviants on there.

But, whatever you try, fucking take off!

ROTFLMFAO.......I'm truly touched by your analogy of me, thank you.

I'm single, big house 5 minutes from the beach, and there's nothing better than a few naive little hotties staying the summer, wanting to learn new things and being very subserviant in their quest for knowledge.....life is good man.....life is good....
 

Broken

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That was beautiful Ron!..Damn I think I am going to cry.:thumbsup:
 

GottaHurt

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#14
ron said:
Where the fuck is BA?

I'll take a stab at it. I'm guessing he has a day off, so he ventured out into the mountains with some hot ass babe and is enjoying himself. Either that, or he's on his bike kicking ass and at peace within his world.
 

ron

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GottaHurt said:
I'm single, big house 5 minutes from the beach, and there's nothing better than a few naive little hotties staying the summer, wanting to learn new things and being very subserviant in their quest for knowledge.....life is good man.....life is good....
Whatever works, man. If I weren't so happy with my life, I'd envy you.
 

GottaHurt

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#16
ron said:
Whatever works, man. If I weren't so happy with my life, I'd envy you.
It's what makes the world a beautiful thing, different strokes....

I just don't understand all the youngsters and their bleak outlook on life.
They have it made in an awesome place in history, they just have to reach out and grab it....
 

Broken

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GottaHurt said:
It's what makes the world a beautiful thing, different strokes....

I just don't understand all the youngsters and their bleak outlook on life.
They have it made in an awesome place in history, they just have to reach out and grab it....
I didn't start getting really depressed about life; until I had kids and couldn't give them the world. Well thanks be to Jebus for that, they are better off getting there themselves. My boys are 11 now and they are nothing like the kids on here today. They have great attitudes and are willing to work for what they want. They both have bank accounts and save the money they make doing odd jobs around the neighborhood. They wanted a Basketball goal. 169.00 they went out and got a job painting a deck. Then went and bought the goal. Not touching the money they have in the bank. Over a grand in the bank.. For 11 yrs I proud as hell.


( On the BA. subject) I like to think that he got some time off and he's having a good time.
 

ron

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Lola?

Nothing heard...Good.
 

ron

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youknowthedeal said:
no lola i think you guys pulled a kyle_is_god on her
I think she was kyle_is_god.