okay people this has been a on going thing at my skool with my freinds (and enemys) where every week i put up 2-6 sayings in my locker and they come and see it...........yet not all my frineds have time to go to my locker so i'm goin to put them up here....a saying is close to a one liner but not....there is a new one every monday (unless a holiday)....i get the sayings from many places here there hell even wtf quotes...and plus if people from skool go here they get extra saying then at skool...its very complacated so here it is...oh and you guys post your own sayings and jokes too
1)When i grow up i want to be something or other
2)If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, i'd be unstoppable
3)Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
5)Oh CRAP! You're going to try and cheer me up again, aren't you?
6)If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
7)If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
8)Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
9)Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
10)Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
oi thanks for time...yes i know i skipped 4...i don't like the number 4...[sky]
1)When i grow up i want to be something or other
2)If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, i'd be unstoppable
3)Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
5)Oh CRAP! You're going to try and cheer me up again, aren't you?
6)If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
7)If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
8)Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
9)Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
10)Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
oi thanks for time...yes i know i skipped 4...i don't like the number 4...[sky]
