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sucks to be that guy...

_Kitana_

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yeah but 10-15 seconds to get out of the way

thats not super fast
 

tzedek

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TheLampIncident said:
I feel no sympathy. Damn convicts.



kitana said:
ditto what a retard. Unless he was murdered but WOW
wtf you guys? he was in for theft... (obviously you didnt read that far)
 

_Kitana_

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tzedek said:
wtf you guys? he was in for theft... (obviously you didnt read that far)
Its not because he was a criminal. It was cause he was stupid. The cell door was closing. Move out of the way.

10 to 15 seconds?

i mean please. I could see if they slammed right shut. But they didn't
 

Clutchtwice

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_Kitana_ said:
Its not because he was a criminal. It was cause he was stupid. The cell door was closing. Move out of the way.

10 to 15 seconds?

i mean please. I could see if they slammed right shut. But they didn't


Hmm.. I swore I read that the Guard usually calls out the intintions of his actions "10-15" seconds before hand.. not that it took 10-15 seconds for a door to close.

And the guy was in for Theft, not murder or rape. Then I might find what happened just.
 

Clutchtwice

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Hey, Did anyone ever think this guy might have been tired of bubba pounding his ass all night and taking his food? He might have done it on purpose...

Should have been in the "would you rather" Thread,

A. would you rather get fucked in the ass all night and have your food stolen.?

or

B. Stick your head out on a cell door while it's closing... :thumbsup:
 

_Kitana_

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Clutchtwice said:
Hmm.. I swore I read that the Guard usually calls out the intintions of his actions "10-15" seconds before hand.. not that it took 10-15 seconds for a door to close.

And the guy was in for Theft, not murder or rape. Then I might find what happened just.

My bad. Still he a fucking dumbass. First for stealing, second for sticking his head out his cell when its closing.

i mean it takes a second to pull yourself out of the way of a cell door
 

Clutchtwice

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_Kitana_ said:
My bad. Still he a fucking dumbass. First for stealing, second for sticking his head out his cell when its closing.

i mean it takes a second to pull yourself out of the way of a cell door
Hell he might have been held in the doorway, and the guard could have been in on the whole thing.
 

_Kitana_

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Clutchtwice said:
Hell he might have been held in the doorway, and the guard could have been in on the whole thing.
thats why i said UNLESS he was MURDERED
 

Chris

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I agree; I could have been in there for throwing candy-paper on the sidewalk for all I care...but when you can get your fucking head out of the way in about fourteen seconds, then you are the weakest link, goodbye! :D