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Suicide notes

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Ever wrote one?
Ever planned on writing one? Even just for fun???

Post em here; I'm looking for ideas.
 

BRiT

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I've written a few, but for others... The best one yet was a marked up copy of Moby Dick with the word Eskimo hilighted.
 

Icarus

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BRiT said:
I've written a few, but for others... The best one yet was a marked up copy of Moby Dick with the word Eskimo hilighted.
That's fucking excellent... Repped.

On-Topic, I've never written a suicide note.
 

DanGeo23

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what is the point of a suicide note...
tell people why?... that sounds like attention seeking.. and that person hopes they fuck it up so people will pity and baby them
Tie up loose ends/apologize?.. if you tied up the loose ends why kill yourself... and if you apologize maybe that will be the first step in fixing the issue...

Suicide to me is a selfish act... there is no consideration for others what so ever... if its messy... someone has to clean that shit.... .. someone has to pay for your plot and casket... ... people who cared for you are left hurt for the rest of their lives....


~~EDIT~~I misspelled "apologize" as "apologise"... twice...
Thanx www.dictionary.broken.com :p
 
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Life's a bitch
then you die
so fuck the world
an go geht high
 

mariusthegreat

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suicide = re-mothafuckin-rarded
in all seriousness...im with dangeo on this one...those who leave notes are attention whores....if youre really gonna do it...why tell someone youre gonna do it ..what do you want our pity for??....ya know? wtf...easy way out....
i know it sucks to loose someone like that..ive lost friends like that.....it sucked...but it was a very "chicken" way out...:/
 
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I just need one for my Phycology class.
We are supposed to write one and I'm just looking for ideas.
 

ron

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I wrote a homicide note once. The asshole got the picture.
 
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BRiT said:
I've written a few, but for others... The best one yet was a marked up copy of Moby Dick with the word Eskimo hilighted.



I like it. It's got that it's-a-cruel-world-let's-throw-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.







Ok, lunchtime poll. You win five million dollars from the Publisher's Sweepstakes, and the same day that that big Ed guy gives you the check, aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow up the world in two days. What do you do?
 

skylinec

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suicide is wrong...............................people say "hay your goth hahaa you cut do you hate your self are you satanic or havbe you tried suicide" no and am not planning on it anytime soon
 

Seije

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haven't yet, but i've had dreams about it...i figured that's the way i'll go one day...it's a way of letting others know it wasn't their fault...although in my dream it is soo real, and it go's on after i die to show all the heartbreak i cause, and then you wake up still, feeling like your still dead

but for now i have a few people in mind left keeping me alive, without them my life would feel pointless no matter how good life is...
to me, without love, life's not worth it
 

Icarus

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HavokChylde said:
Ok, lunchtime poll. You win five million dollars from the Publisher's Sweepstakes, and the same day that that big Ed guy gives you the check, aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow up the world in two days. What do you do?
Easy. Spend the money on nukes, and blow it up first.

Bastads will never get the satisfaction... :thumbsup:
 

swizeguy

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I wouldnt write a note.. personally i would just do it.. and i woudlnt do it some stupid way like cutting myself i would do it as something that would go down in the history books. not for the sakes to get my name in them but just do make it good =D
 
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NoSubstance said:
Easy. Spend the money on nukes, and blow it up first.

Bastads will never get the satisfaction... :thumbsup:

Nah, You go to the zoo and get a lion, then you put a remote-control bomb up it's butt.....

........you push the button on the bomb, and you and the lion die like one.



Come on people. This is easy movie stuff here.



Yes sir, how much would it cost me to get a life?
 
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NoSubstance said:
Easy. Spend the money on nukes, and blow it up first.

Bastads will never get the satisfaction... :thumbsup:
Its been a while since I looked at the prices of nukes these days but damn; I never knew 5 million bucks worth of nukes is enuff to blow up the earth!!!

Hell the planes we are building now days to carry the nukes cost about a billion.
 

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r4ck3r said:
Its been a while since I looked at the prices of nukes these days but damn; I never knew 5 million bucks worth of nukes is enuff to blow up the earth!!!

Hell the planes we are building now days to carry the nukes cost about a billion.
the world has fucked itself over by makin' nukes
 

Icarus

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r4ck3r said:
Its been a while since I looked at the prices of nukes these days but damn; I never knew 5 million bucks worth of nukes is enuff to blow up the earth!!!

Hell the planes we are building now days to carry the nukes cost about a billion.
The prices would obviously go down. Who the hell would care how much their nukes were selling for?

We already have enough nukes to blow up the earth several times over.