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Surprising the wife!

JLXC

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So my b-day is soon, and here's my surprise to the wife. On the 3rd I worked it out to hang out with a friend for the whole day, of course this was agreed on weeks ago and she's getting grumpy about it because usually sunday is the only day off I get. So I worked it out with work to get the 2nd off, but I'm not going to tell her.

I will wait until the 2nd, get all ready for work, she'll be pissed about it because she really wants to spend a day to celebrate my b-day. When she reaches fevered pitch I'm gonna look her right in the eyes and say "You're right! Fuck it! I'm staying home!" I'm going to put my feet up and just relax. She'll think I'm being funny until I keep sitting there. Then she'll ask me if I'm serious, and of course I will be. Fuck work, I'm staying home.

Eventually she'll figure it out, but it will be a lot of fun for a while!

I like to be unpredictable, and this is my best one in a while.

What do you think?
 

UberSkippy

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That she's going to get pissed because you're blowing off work and gonna get canned for it. Then you'll have a huge fight about it that will hopefully lead to make-up sex when you vaguely appologize for being wrong.

Other than that, sounds like a great plan. :thumbsup:
 

Nunzii

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:Bow: i would do the same thing, you should be my peg legged matey lol
 

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Dude your goin to have along night on the 2nd if you know what i mean. :thumbsup: ;)
 

gurlgonewild

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...add in, "for you honey, anything!"
stuff like that makes women all wet.
hey maybe you'll conceive JLXC Jr!
 

meh_it_all

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He already has a teenage daughter, so sure, he'll like jr. :)

Hey man sounds like a nice plan!
Happy brithday by the way. :D
 

JLXC

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Thanks guys and gals, you always make me smile! :)
 

MaxPower

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JLXC said:
So my b-day is soon, and here's my surprise to the wife. On the 3rd I worked it out to hang out with a friend for the whole day, of course this was agreed on weeks ago and she's getting grumpy about it because usually sunday is the only day off I get. So I worked it out with work to get the 2nd off, but I'm not going to tell her.

I will wait until the 2nd, get all ready for work, she'll be pissed about it because she really wants to spend a day to celebrate my b-day. When she reaches fevered pitch I'm gonna look her right in the eyes and say "You're right! Fuck it! I'm staying home!" I'm going to put my feet up and just relax. She'll think I'm being funny until I keep sitting there. Then she'll ask me if I'm serious, and of course I will be. Fuck work, I'm staying home.

Eventually she'll figure it out, but it will be a lot of fun for a while!

I like to be unpredictable, and this is my best one in a while.

What do you think?
Follow all that up by grabbing her hand, pull her toward you, and hive her a long passionate kiss. She'll melt, I promise.
 

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Good plan. Make sure you don't get dehydrated from it.
 

JLXC

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It went very well, I got laid, and all was good on that day.
 

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lol wtg. Glad it worked out for ya :thumbsup:
 

MaxPower

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Nice guy. Manipulates his wife through an elaborate deception, in order to get laid , on her birthday.
What's next, scamming a blowjob on Mother's day?
:p
 

JLXC

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MaxPower it was my birthday, not the wives. I know my limits, like all men learn to. :)