Swap your IT skills for sex

[Jung]

http://www.craigslist.org/pen/w4m/62081293.html

You are an amazingly technical geek, who is going to teach me as much as possible about computer and network security - port analysis, protocol identification, remote application discovery, remote vulnerability assessment, windows registry assessment, OS discovery, identity management, etc.
I will be your fabulous girlfriend for the weekend. We can go wherever you want, we can do whatever you want.
At the end of the weekend, I will have a deeper understanding of IT security and you will have a s*#t-eating grin on your face.
Am I a tart? Yes, but you won't have to put up with the nonsense that you usually have to go through.
Email me your credentials.

:ut-oh: :slook:

Oh, how I love Craig's List.

 

[Woodreaux]

Can you image the emails she'll get?

Dear Tart,
I can teach you HASH, DES, IE security vunerabilties, IP address spoofing, registry haX0ring, port scan blocking etc, etc...
I have 25 years experience with Network Secrurity.

PS: Do you do anal?

 

[</rant>]

I saw one similar to this but I'm not sure if it was on here. It was a bloke offering to fix womens computers in exchange for sex.

Imagine what the women look like taking him up on that offer!

I'll add a link if I can remember where I saw it..

</rant>

 

[countrygrl]

So junglizm....you heard back from her yet?

 

[Jung]

So junglizm....you heard back from her yet?

Nah, I have a girlfriend that trades sex for my IT skills.

 

[gurlgonewild]

Date: 2005-03-02, 10:17PM PST




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62081293


they took the post down! ...now how am i supposed to get my puter skillz?





j/k, wasn't me, or was it? nah, it wasn't and yah can't prove it!

 

[DIZNUTS]

lmao

 

[YUCK FOU!!!]

hah! no puter skillz for u

 

[Chris]

I can give ya the same deal

Date: 2005-03-02, 10:17PM PST




This posting has been removed by Craigslist community.




62081293


they took the post down! ...now how am i supposed to get my puter skillz?





j/k, wasn't me, or was it? nah, it wasn't and yah can't prove it!

 

[Zickddot]

me and a friend had a wonderfull idea:

on WoW we would be online pimps for cyber sex, 1g a pop