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GodsCum

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Why do people look for advice and sympathy on the internet? 99% of the time no body cares what your problems are, and most of the time they don't even pay attention. So why do people ask for advice. I'd rather masterbate then listen to your shit. Also, people bitch about having a shitty life, and there boyfriend, blah blah blah... Why don't they jjust shut the fuck stop complianing and do something about it. Your life sucks, make it better. Your parents got murdered...get new parents. Your bf cheated on you, cheat on him. Your ass looks fat in your new pair of jeans...lose wieight you fat bitch.
Words of advice
Always look for the obvious answer, cuz it's the right answer.

In conclusion, fix your life, by yourself, quit whining about it (especially to your boyfriend/girlfriend, because they really don't care, their just in it for the sex) and don't ask peole you've never met for advice because they really don't care.

Well What I'm really trying to say here, is that oral sex is the key to world peace, and every female must do her part.
 

Captain 151

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there are many things incorrect about your post, Blasphemetic user. First of all, seeking advice (not sympathy) on the net is not all that bad of an idea. There ARE some smart people out there willing to help others just for the self- satisfaction.

Along the same lines, why do you think we care that you would rather
masterbate then listen to your shit.
nobody cares what you would rather do, much less pay attention. ;)


finally, your comment about a bf/gf only being in it for sex is false. While you may have had these experiences, you err in generalizing it to the entire population. So tell me, what do lungs look like? You know, since you've got your head so far up your ass.
 

GodsCum

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First off let's discuss how much you matter. Let's list the following statements.
Have you existed for greater than 1000 years?
Have you done anything to better anything in the general overall well being of space and time itself?
Have you ever created or destroyed matter?
Have you done anything worth noting anywhere other than a forum on the internet?
Does anyone care about you who is in a position of power that can create change on the overall global sensus?

No!
Wow, it turns out that you haven't and probably won't do shit your entire life, except waste away and consume valuable resources. One for example is the computer sitting right in front of you. What a waste...

Secondly, in general overview of life, does a problem you have with your boyfriend/girlfriend effect anyone or anything that happens in the general unfolding of earth.
It really doesn't, so instead of giving advice on what you should do with your cheating boyfriend/girlfriend, shouldn't we be concentrating our energies on something worth giving a shit about. Quite frankly I don't give a shit, and feel my time is much better spent masterbating than listening to someone complain about bullshit that really doesn't matter.

And to be blunt, overall you do not exist and I don't exist either cause we're not going to do shit or achieve anything in life that is worthy of changing the world in any way that is directly related to our actions.

Fuck it, shoot yourself right in the foot and waste your time and stop looking for sympathy or advice on your meaningless life. Because overall it is meaningless.

Get over it yes, human nature is sex, mainly in a relationship, if it wasn't for sex why would peole be in relationships in the first place. I have friends, that I don't fuck, that might be a mystery to you, but it makes complete sense to me

See if I was with a girl that I didn't want to fuck, then I wouldn't be in a relationship with her. She would be a friend. Therefore, sex is directly related to a relationship. That's enough for now.
 

Captain 151

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wow, im sorry that this is your outlook on life, but i guess you are entitled to your own opinion. It's a little depressing.
 

TwisT

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tbsrk said:
there are many things incorrect about your post, Blasphemetic user. First of all, seeking advice (not sympathy) on the net is not all that bad of an idea. There ARE some smart people out there willing to help others just for the self- satisfaction.

Along the same lines, why do you think we care that you would rather nobody cares what you would rather do, much less pay attention. ;)


finally, your comment about a bf/gf only being in it for sex is false. While you may have had these experiences, you err in generalizing it to the entire population. So tell me, what do lungs look like? You know, since you've got your head so far up your ass.
Yo' TB give it a rest! We are obviously dealing with a direct descendant God!! and you can't argue with Gods nut!
 

Captain 151

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this wouldnt be the first time God's genitalia has steered me wrong, but that is another story for another forum.