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TeePee'ing gone horribly right

Icarus

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TeePee'ing gone horribly right - Part 2 Added

So, my house got TeePee'd (for those who don't know, somebody came along at night and threw toilet paper over my bushes, my house, and stuff) the other day. I found out later who it was (a good friend of mine). The perpetrators has written "WE LOVE TAYLOR" in toilet paper on my lawn.

So, we plotted revenge today. I was at a little show with another friend, and since it was a wide-open space we could talk over the music. Through a crazy turn of events, there was one girl we wanted to avoid at the show, and then another girl we wanted to talk to but couldn't because of the girl we wanted to avoid, and then the very girl we were going to teepee. She somehow, and I don't know how, figured out that we were going to teepee her house that night. So, our plans were spoiled... right?

Well, we figured, "Fuck it! We'll do it anyways!" At about 1:00AM, we (my main partner in crime and I) drove over to her house. We snuck up and saw that her bedroom light (right next to the front door) was on. Once again, "Fuck it!" We proceded to apply a generous layer of toilet paper to her bushes, trees, mailbox, and trashcans. There was one thing left to do: teepee the tree right next to her window.

I (being the commander in cheif of this operation) snuck up to the window, and started to teepee the tree. My task barely begun, I looked... and saw the blinds snap shut. I threw the toilet paper roll as hard as I could over her house (hopefully into her pool :D ) I sprinted with my friend as fast as we could to the getaway car around the corner...

As we climbed in, we saw her sprint out of the house, and she chased our car halfway down the block, hair in pigtails and her mouth wide open...

I got a text message 15 minutes later from her... "Why didn't you stay for breakfast?" :D

Not a bad job, considering she knew we were going to TeePee her house...
 

Billybob

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lmao, I wish something like that would happen to me. everytime I try something like that, something always goes wrong.
 

Brazen

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Icarus said:
I got a text message 15 minutes later from her... "Why didn't you stay for breakfast?" :D
:rofl: Thats to funny!
 

leehype

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:rotflmao:
I love poeple with a sense of humor
 

Descent

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leehype said:
:rotflmao:
I love poeple with a sense of humor
Amen. She seems so nice about it. I wish all people were like that.
 

Captain 151

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Good story. Life doesnt suck so much in it.
 

Slacker

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That was funny. I plan to go out TP'ing With a bunch of friends and there is always some one who chickens out a ruins it for all of us. Then the person who chickens out goes TP'ing another night without telling me. I hate it.
 

leehype

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I had a night where a guy chickened out, me and the REMANING friends ducktaped him in his house. he had to order a pitzza to get out.
 

Icarus

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leehype said:
:rotflmao:
I love poeple with a sense of humor
Well, like I said, she's a good friend of mine. She teepee'd us first. We got the other person back tonight.
 

Icarus

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So, when my house got TeePee'd, it was a two-girl operation. Last night, we got the first girl back. Tonight, we got the second girl.

The first girl (from now on referred to as #1) was on our side this time. We brought 15 rolls of toilet paper (a lot of toilet paper), and decided that we wouldn't leave until they were all gone.

So, their house didn't have any trees, and small bushes. We had to get creative. They did, though, have a nice deck. Their house was shaped like a big "L".

So... We set to it. Using the deck railing, we made spiderwebs all along the side of the house, and I lifted #1 up so she could run toilet paper across some... sticky-outy stuff. I don't know the word for it. We wrapped their trashcans together, and blanketed parts of their lawn. There was a little garden-gnome type thing, so I completely wrapped it in paper. I tied a piece from the rim of one car to the rim of another - tying their shoelaces together. We strung paper across the garage door. There were holes in their fence, we stuck paper into every little hole.

So, the 15 rolls used up (a LOT of paper later), there was one thing left to do...

I took a bit of remaining paper, and wrote "LOL" in huge letters on their lawn. :thumbsup:
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Ha ha 15 rolls! Up here in the country we would measure Tee-Peeing expeditions by the case (or 96 rolls). Of course, there's probably a few more trees out here too. We'd go mostly around halloween. Teachers were top priority. Scott tissue was best, as far as length, but it was ass sandpaper, and as such didn't really disinigrate very well. Stuff like charmin would almost completely dissolve when it got even remotely damp.
 

Icarus

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
Ha ha 15 rolls! Up here in the country we would measure Tee-Peeing expeditions by the case (or 96 rolls).
Try papering a 1,500 square foot house with no trees, with 15 rolls. You'll have to get pretty damn creative.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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For situations such as that, we would raid a chicken house. And steal a case of the industrial saran wrap. :thumbsup: 4 rolls, something like 1500 ft. on each roll.

Kudo's for the Tee-peeing though. That was so much fun.
 

Descent

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My new neighborhood has no one at all, but in the event someone tries anything smart they'll get a face full of Airsoft.

And yes, I'm talking an automatic electric gun, you dolts!

CYMA G36C w/ speedloader clips and hi-amperage battery.
 

DaZe

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She sounds like a pretty cool chick...what are your ages?
 
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woah, you got yourself an interesting little war going there, nice job with the no tree 15 rolls, thats creative
 

Icarus

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DaZe said:
She sounds like a pretty cool chick...what are your ages?
I am the only person that's still 15 in the group... everyone else is 16-18.
 

DaZe

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I see...Sense of humor like that is hard to come by I think.


She's a real find, Hit it! :p