You could always rip off "Crank Yankers"...
"Hello?"
"Yes I'm calling from the phone company.. You'll love this amazing deal on long distance..."
"Sure, let me put my brother on the phone!" ... "Hello?"
"Yes, today we want to offer you an excellent new promotion.."
"That sounds great! My brother will love this! Let me put him on the phone..."
"Hello? Hi! I'm very interested in your product!"
"Yes we're very excited to offer you 1 cent a minute long distance..."
"Wait! That's exactly what my brother has been looking for! Let me put my brother on the phone..."
"Hello? Yes, my brother said you had a long distance deal? I'm paying way too much now!"
"Great, this is our best offer yet. Here's the details..."
"Hold on this is absolutely perfect for my brother he'll sign up right now. Let me put my brother on the phone..." ... "Hello?"
"Yes sir, are you interested in this amazing deal?"
"Absolutely, tell my brother all about it. Hold on a sec." ... "Hello?"
"Would you like to place an order for our product?"
"Definatly, just have to know all the details!"
"Okay, all you have to do is..."
"Wow! Hold on, let me put my brother on the phone!"
Run it to the ground.
