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Tell us your most embarrassing moment

aussiefooty

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When i was at high school i used to be one of those who'd wait for it to be quiet and then embarrass myself my letting one rip in the classroom.
 

Stardust

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Did you do it on purpose?


I can’t remember at the moment, probably because of my shit memory.
 

beef_roller

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Embarrassing you say?

I was in 10th grade, we had some greasy ass food for lunch. I felt my stomach rumblin, so I knew I had to let one go. Now, I'd done this before... I could slide my butt forward, lift a cheek, and it would come out quiet as could be.

This time though, I must've not slid far enough. The escaping air pressurized against my sack and that sumbitch rallied off like an uzi! The heat of the moment made me burst out laughing til tears were coming... until my brain caught up enough for me to remember I was in the middle of math. I opened my eyes to see EVERYBODY staring daggers right at me.

I didn't try to be noticed in that class for the rest of the semester.
 

TheRover

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One time when I was about 13, it was midnight and I was hungry and I went to the fridge naked for something, I can't remember what.. all I can remember is my 16 year old sister and her girlfriends coming in from a late night and me, face burning with shame, covering myself with a tea towel, after that I draw a blank, it was probably too traumatic to remember.
 

YogurtExplosion

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One time when I was about 13, it was midnight and I was hungry and I went to the fridge naked for something, I can't remember what.. all I can remember is my 16 year old sister and her girlfriends coming in from a late night and me, face burning with shame, covering myself with a tea towel, after that I draw a blank, it was probably too traumatic to remember.
Why would you walk around naked?
 
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MaxPower

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One time when I was about 13, it was midnight and I was hungry and I went to the fridge naked for something, I can't remember what.. all I can remember is my 16 year old sister and her girlfriends coming in from a late night and me, face burning with shame, covering myself with a tea towel, after that I draw a blank, it was probably too traumatic to remember.
Classic porno opening.
 

aussiefooty

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One time when I was about 13, it was midnight and I was hungry and I went to the fridge naked for something, I can't remember what.. all I can remember is my 16 year old sister and her girlfriends coming in from a late night and me, face burning with shame, covering myself with a tea towel, after that I draw a blank, it was probably too traumatic to remember.
Hope you didn't have to go to the toilet then. I can imagine an accident happening straight away
 

YogurtExplosion

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who gives a fuck.
You admitted to giving a fuck.
One time when I was about 13, it was midnight and I was hungry and I went to the fridge naked for something, I can't remember what.. all I can remember is my 16 year old sister and her girlfriends coming in from a late night and me, face burning with shame, covering myself with a tea towel, after that I draw a blank, it was probably too traumatic to remember.
 
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aussiefooty

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who gives a fuck.



no idea what you're on about.
Mate you told us that you decided to go into the kitchen stark naked. You told us that you had a sibling and a mate who saw you in the nude. What if your sibling's mate gave you a boner and then to get rid of it you had an accident in the kitchen
 
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TheRover

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Mate you told us that you decided to go into the kitchen stark naked. You told us that you had a sibling and a mate who saw you in the nude. What if your sibling's mate gave you a boner and then to get rid of it you had an accident in the kitchen
I seem to remember trying to get away as fast as possible, not waiting around for a boner to happen.
 
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