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Headlines Texas woman calls for immediate shut down of The Internet

Jung

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http://www.rbales.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=3&mode=&order=0&thold=0
Gladis Haralski, founder of United Confederacy Against WWW (UCAWWW) announced last week of her ongoing campaign to shut down the internet.

In an interview Gladis proclaims the destructive way in which we use the internet degenerates society's standards. "The internet is nothing but filth to steal our children from God and truth", says Gladis...


Currently the UCAWWW holds 43 members, all of which reside in Texas. When Gladis was asked by reporters how she planned to reach out to others across the country she said, "We have many ongoing projects, and soon we'll be proud to announce the grand opening of our website."
Oh the ironing.
 

Brain Spout

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i completely agree with her. the internet is very evil. ive been boycotting the internet for years. in hopes of getting more to join so that the internet goes out of business.

i wonder how al gore would react to this...
 
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Just when I thought people couldn't become any dumber. Thank you Gladis for proving me wrong. :rolleyes:
 

BklynCannonball

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junglizm said:
"The internet is nothing but filth to steal our children from God and truth", says Gladis...
I love it! That's wonderful!
 

PatticusRex

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Those crazy Christians. I like how they are starting a website.
 

Smoke

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Thats probably one of those most contradicting things I've heard in a while.
Honestly, who says they're gonna try to shut down the internet, and then goes off and makes a website about it? Give me a fucking break people, you can't be THAT stupid. Oh wait, maybe you can. :thumbsup:
 

WTFNation

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Evil.

That's hilarious.

What's next, a TV station dedicated to shutting down the TV Stations?

Retards.

I hope someone hacks their web page!!! Anyone know how? We can put Goatse on there or something!!!
 

SickofIt

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hey know, not ALL us christians are like that... or that stupid. *Sighs* but notice, they are all from texas. Its so sad... my poor boyfriend is going to be sterotyped all thanks to bush and those losers!
 

gurlgonewild

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she's apart of "confederate daughters club"...
makes sense to me.



:) oh but i jest.
 

breakology

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thats fucking ridiculous, see what I deal with out here in texas on a daily basis?

Next Peta will prolly open a Mcdonalds out here.
 

JLXC

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Holy shit, that's so amazingly stupid that in doing this she is very nearly proving the non-existance of God. You think if there was one he'd make her head explode or something? I mean, who wants followers that stupid?

:p
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Dum Texans. I hope they all rot in the eternal fires of damnation. :happysad:
 

bnccoder

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Why not the tripple digit heat in the summer is only preparing us for it.