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Broken said:
This phone booth is in the middle of the Rio Grande for the illegal that get lost halfway across?
yeah, he was callling US immigration to pick him up. Free ride back to the home land.
FYI I hate immigration, they are rude fuckers at the border when you are visiting mexico, especially the bitches.
Your openness and acceptance of others, despite their differences will always serve as an example for me. "FYI I hate [fat people], they are rude fuckers at the [salad bar] when you are [trying to get food], especially the bitches."
Anyhow, I was actually curious the other day if I could use that to get a free ride to Mexico. I'm not really Mexican, but most white people can't seem to tell the difference. Do you think I could just go into some government agency and "turn myself in" for a free trip to Mexico? Or do you think they do some in depth research?
Anyhow, I was actually curious the other day if I could use that to get a free ride to Mexico. I'm not really Mexican, but most white people can't seem to tell the difference. Do you think I could just go into some government agency and "turn myself in" for a free trip to Mexico? Or do you think they do some in depth research?
They probably wouldn't do much research. Unless they had your finger prints on file and they actually took the trouble of printing you, you'd pretty much be able to lie and say you had no documents, and your name was Juan Dos (yes that was an attempt at John Doe).
Besides, I'm sure they write off doing any research under the pretext "Who wants to leave America? Nobody would lie about American Citizenship, because its such a glorious thing!"
Besides, I'm sure they write off doing any research under the pretext "Who wants to leave America? Nobody would lie about American Citizenship, because its such a glorious thing!"
I know that Dos means two, but I was going for an audible similarity, not one in regards to frequency of use.
And... heh heh, Juan Two. I didn't think of that while posting...
Edit:// Hahahahahha. When I posted this, the ad at the top said "Gorillas," and the topic was "tharuz," that is too fucking priceless... hahahahahaha.
And... heh heh, Juan Two. I didn't think of that while posting...
Edit:// Hahahahahha. When I posted this, the ad at the top said "Gorillas," and the topic was "tharuz," that is too fucking priceless... hahahahahaha.
I know you can't be talking to me. First off you don't like anyone. From the first moment you arrived here you did nothing but piss people off. That's all fine and well in B&T. But you also tend to flame people in many other parts of the site.
Are you just pissed because nobody here likes you? Do you actually think that people just have an unjustified bias, or dislike for you? You brought it upon yourself douchbag. I can venture a guess that this is not the only forum you've been to that you've ended up as an outcast.
The sooner you wise up and bring your shit attitude in check, fucker, the sooner you can have a normal conversation with fellow human beings. Till then spooge boy, you have my blessing to go fuck yourself.
Outnumbered? Heh, you're a delusional fuck, too.
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