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That asshole...

Lost86

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First of all let me define something:

Courtesy Clerk = Grocery bagger, cleans the store, clears the parking lot of carts, etc.

Yesterday, I was called in, ON MY DAY OFF, by a manager named Tina, to be a courtesy clerk and NOTHING MORE. She asked me to stay from 2-6. I said sure. It was 5:30 when the store manager, Clark, the ASSHOLE, handed me a till and told me to go to register 13. I said, "..............................Tina called me in to be a courtesy clerk." Clark: Go to register 13. "Like I said, Tina called me in to be a courtesy clerk and nothing more." "Go to register 13." "Alright, I'll leave then." "Bye." I went and clocked out, then went back to the asshole and told him I wanted to make it clear I'm only leaving on what is supposed to be my day off, because I wasn't called in to be a cashier. He said, to me that's insubordination. You flat out told me no and blah blah blah. Then he informed me he was going to take me off the schedule. I call the asshole back and told him it was my day off and I came in to help HIM and his shittyass store. But that doesn't matter. It's insubordination, I'm there to be his bitch.

I know, I should do what the fat boss man says. But don't fucking call me in on my day off and then lie to me about what I'm going to be doing. You people probably won't agree with me. And this may be immature, but this piece of shit fuck will have a sugary-goodness gas tank pretty soon. :D

ASSHOLE. :sword:
 

ferengi

Yay fire!
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Slash his tires too. Then smear fecal matter all over his windshield. He won't ever fuck with you again. :thumbsup:
 
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Look my job is a lot of bullshit too i have about 5 supervisors. You just do whatever the last supervisor told you to do. If your fed up with the job, quit. If not try to look at it from his point of view - he needs someone on a cash register so he asks you and you tell him no. If your in charge of someone and ask them to do something and they said no how would you feel. I'm just sayin look at it from a different point of view.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
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Lost86 said:
And this may be immature, but this piece of shit fuck will have a sugary-goodness gas tank pretty soon.
Milkshakes are awsome for that!
 
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I know somebody who had a milkshake thrown through his sunroof. it was 95 degress (yes, i am using the F scale, for once :) ). so, needless to say, it was kinda messy... and smelly.
 

CopyLifted

Funnier than a 5th grader
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Yeah it sucks, but isn't money a good thing? more hours = more money. I already work 6 days a week and I really don't want to work on my only day off, but if they need me, fuck it. More money in my pocket. I think your actions were childish, but that's my opinion.
 

Skitch0o0

Put it in MY butt...
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Lost86 said:
First of all let me define something:

Courtesy Clerk = Grocery bagger, cleans the store, clears the parking lot of carts, etc.

Yesterday, I was called in, ON MY DAY OFF, by a manager named Tina, to be a courtesy clerk and NOTHING MORE. She asked me to stay from 2-6. I said sure. It was 5:30 when the store manager, Clark, the ASSHOLE, handed me a till and told me to go to register 13. I said, "..............................Tina called me in to be a courtesy clerk." Clark: Go to register 13. "Like I said, Tina called me in to be a courtesy clerk and nothing more." "Go to register 13." "Alright, I'll leave then." "Bye." I went and clocked out, then went back to the asshole and told him I wanted to make it clear I'm only leaving on what is supposed to be my day off, because I wasn't called in to be a cashier. He said, to me that's insubordination. You flat out told me no and blah blah blah. Then he informed me he was going to take me off the schedule. I call the asshole back and told him it was my day off and I came in to help HIM and his shittyass store. But that doesn't matter. It's insubordination, I'm there to be his bitch.

I know, I should do what the fat boss man says. But don't fucking call me in on my day off and then lie to me about what I'm going to be doing. You people probably won't agree with me. And this may be immature, but this piece of shit fuck will have a sugary-goodness gas tank pretty soon. :D

ASSHOLE. :sword:
No, you should go on unemployment and tell the state that they cut your hours. Then, you go to fair housing and employment and tell them that your boss violated a verbal contract and explain the whole situation. Fair housing and employment won´t likely give a shit. But if you make a big enough stink about the unemployment, they´ll give it to you and this effects your boss´s overhead.
 

Captain 151

Seeped in a dry Merlot
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I had that happen once to me before. I was called in to stock shelves because the grocery guy called in sick (im usually a bookkeeper or costumer service manager). When they asked me to watch the front, I told them no, I'm stocking shelves. They got pissed and said since I have the experience and knowledge of how to, that I should do it. I told them to shove a metal rod up their ass because it was a day off for me, and I didn't have to come in to help in the first place.

They shut up. I started performing really poorly at work after that. I pissed off my boss big time, and I walked OUT of the store (punched in) because I couldnt stand him anymore.

Needless to say, that jerk got fired, and a lot of management changed, and the store is much better now. Plus, I'm still there (relatively speaking, im in college but I work on breaks) and he isn't.

Just be assertive and strong. Dumbasses wont know how to deal. :thumbsup:
 

Hypertron

Asshole of the Year
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ferengi74656 said:
Slash his tires too. Then smear fecal matter all over his windshield. He won't ever fuck with you again. :thumbsup:
hell no thats not cool, someone slashed the tires on my vette and put sugar in the gas tank...and i never found the ass hole...i really wish i would b/c i would beat the 4000 bucks out of him that it cost to fix my car.
 

LiberatioN

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I had a similar thing happen to me.

I was a ride operations manager at Six Flags Fiesta Texas (San Antonio) and a substitute supervisor who was filling in for my boss called me in on my day off. I went in reluctantly and during the day one of my employees fucked up while operating a ride which I happened to be operating as well. They wrote ME up because I should have "corrected the problem", (mind you, i had NO control over the situation, but I wont go into detail) given that the dude was well aware of standard procedure. Needless to say, they threatened to demote me for my 'careless actions', so I quit. Some day off. I don't think I'll be taking shifts for people on my day off in future positions.
 

NaughtyGirl21

Formally Cuddles
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I don't know about you but, I love my job, well my new one anyway. I started this new one November 1st. Yes I got hired from my new job, working at my shitty one. One night I was waiting tables and he asked me what I thought about this other place, I told him I thought it was all right, he told me he owned it and wanted me to work there. So I told him, that you saved me, cause I have been looking for another job for a while. He hired me right on the spot so I quit Oct. 31, yes on Halloween. I came in my shitty job and waited tables and made all the tips I could, then at the end of the shift, instead of doing my last duties like cleaning up and shit, I walked out. I love my new on because I have now be come a Shift manager. I get to tell people what to do, send them home if they are shitty to me. Hahaha, I love that power, I also get a raise.
 

Bitch Bucket

Cap'n Carnage
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I have a big problem with taking on tasks that aren't required of me. Because I'll happily do it a few times. And then people know that I'm the person to go to for that shit and I compulsively say "YES" to any request because I'm a tool like that. Next thing I know, I'm doing everything and getting stressed out and I have to leave my job. But yeah totally. I'm just going to keep a copy of my job decription in my pocket and whip it out when someone asks me to do something on the job that isn't for me to do. I need therapy. :gun: Jackie :sword:
 

MUFFDIVER

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Lost86 said:
First of all let me define something:

Courtesy Clerk = Grocery bagger, cleans the store, clears the parking lot of carts, etc.

Yesterday, I was called in, ON MY DAY OFF, by a manager named Tina, to be a courtesy clerk and NOTHING MORE. She asked me to stay from 2-6. I said sure. It was 5:30 when the store manager, Clark, the ASSHOLE, handed me a till and told me to go to register 13. I said, "..............................Tina called me in to be a courtesy clerk." Clark: Go to register 13. "Like I said, Tina called me in to be a courtesy clerk and nothing more." "Go to register 13." "Alright, I'll leave then." "Bye." I went and clocked out, then went back to the asshole and told him I wanted to make it clear I'm only leaving on what is supposed to be my day off, because I wasn't called in to be a cashier. He said, to me that's insubordination. You flat out told me no and blah blah blah. Then he informed me he was going to take me off the schedule. I call the asshole back and told him it was my day off and I came in to help HIM and his shittyass store. But that doesn't matter. It's insubordination, I'm there to be his bitch.

I know, I should do what the fat boss man says. But don't fucking call me in on my day off and then lie to me about what I'm going to be doing. You people probably won't agree with me. And this may be immature, but this piece of shit fuck will have a sugary-goodness gas tank pretty soon. :D

ASSHOLE. :sword:


Hey i feel for ya here are acouple ways to fuck up that asshole boss of yours.

1) take 4 or 5 mini potatoes and one broom and push those fukers up the exhaust pipe of his car that will go nice along with the sugar in the tank

2) another piss off is baking soda and water in a bag smash it off his windshield if it dries he will have fun getting it off

i could tell you more but i dont want u killing the god damn guy .If u can get inside his car or office throw a stinky salmon under his desk that will teach em :thumbsup:
 

shep

Local alcoholic
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Call his wife and tell her he is cheating on her.Wagon is now fixed :thumbsup:
 

MUFFDIVER

Banned - What an Asshat!
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ohhhhh

Hypertron said:
hell no thats not cool, someone slashed the tires on my vette and put sugar in the gas tank...and i never found the ass hole...i really wish i would b/c i would beat the 4000 bucks out of him that it cost to fix my car.
You must of really pissed someone off i would beat the god damn teeth out of someones mouth if that happened to me especially a vette that deserves an ass paddling.Maybe tie them up and throw marbles and indian rubber balls at them .

:thumbsup: :p