Headlines That Wacky Rumsfeld

[MaxPower]

This is some BBC sound bytes of everyons favorite capitol hill clown. You need Real player to listen. I guarrantee you'll piss your pants.

Rumsfeld Sound Bytes

Here's a few of my favorites:

Do I Know?(dodging the point using confusion tactics.)

Where's Waldo? I mean Bin Laden(cover all bases, make it sound like something's getting done)

Dodging the issue gracefully

 

[RedOctober]

Gna gna...
I saw an interview with some of his relatives in Germany...
They don't like him either!
The black sheep of the family.. :bdgrin:

 

[skylinec]

does anyone like him

 

[RedOctober]

does anyone like him?

Yeah! Fuckin' Dubya Bush and his Guardian Devil.

And off course:

The Brothers of Skull & Bones
The KKK
The nazi's
The communists
The zionazi's
The rednecks
Assocciation of True Blue American Dummies

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Sorry, but I got a bit pissed, when I learned today from the radio news, that in The Netherlands the Dutch Intelligence Service, in cooperation with the CIA, has covertly started a Communist party in the Netherlands.
The intention was to track the movements of people with communist sympathies. Problem was, there were nearly no communist symphatisers.
So the Intelligence people started a provocation campain to get things on the road. Now we are very mad about this!!!!

I was member of a labor union in that time, and we didn't trust those agitators! It was always the same. A peaceful protest.
Then the "communists" came. After 5 minutes, the police moved in.

It stopped when we started bashing the so called "communists".

It was easy to track them down.
Their actions appeared to be synchronized with the actions of the police.

So... Please... Americans!

Stop fucking us, we'll stop fucking you!

Please vote! Vote for anyone else but Bush!

 

[skylinec]

Yeah! Fuckin' Dubya Bush and his Guardian Devil.

And off course:

The Brothers of Skull & Bones
The KKK
The nazi's
The communists
The zionazi's
The rednecks
Assocciation of True Blue American Dummies

burn

 

[RedOctober]

Got a match?

 

[MaxPower]

Sorry, but I got a bit pissed, when I learned today from the radio news, that in The Netherlands the Dutch Intelligence Service, in cooperation with the CIA, has covertly started a Communist party in the Netherlands.
The intention was to track the movements of people with communist sympathies. Problem was, there were nearly no communist symphatisers.
So the Intelligence people started a provocation campain to get things on the road. Now we are very mad about this!!!!

I was member of a labor union in that time, and we didn't trust those agitators! It was always the same. A peaceful protest.
Then the "communists" came. After 5 minutes, the police moved in.

It stopped when we started bashing the so called "communists".

It was easy to track them down.
Their actions appeared to be synchronized with the actions of the police.

So... Please... Americans!

Stop fucking us, we'll stop fucking you!

Please vote! Vote for anyone else but Bush!

What kind of fantasy do you live in?

 

[RedOctober]

What kind of fantasy do you live in?

Get the dirt out of your eyes.
Europeans hate them fucking politicians.

You asked about fantasy, well America is a fantasy!
You're all stupid ranting pissed off Donald Duckies..

 

[MaxPower]

I was talking about your conspiracy theory, about the CIA. If that was actually on your news, then you're waaaayyy out there.

 

[RedOctober]

I was talking about your conspiracy theory, about the CIA. If that was actually on your news, then you're waaaayyy out there.

I can't help it, but it's true.

They even admit the Dutch intelligence agents were trained by the CIA.
Well. it's a long time ago, in the 70's, but it happened.
Believe it or not!