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The age old question.

bnccoder

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Why do hotdogs come in packages of 10 and hotdog buns come in packages of 8?

An obvious anwser is sales, but what are some others?
 

Darklight

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the Illuminati in connection with martians and the underverse have conspired to cause a mass confusion and financial dismemberment in the world to destroy the very fabric of society itself.. that and to get you to buy 5 packs of buns and 4 packs of dogs to even it out...
 
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Darklight said:
the Illuminati in connection with martians and the underverse have conspired to cause a mass confusion and financial dismemberment in the world to destroy the very fabric of society itself.. that and to get you to buy 5 packs of buns and 4 packs of dogs to even it out...
That sounds like the hotdog companies are getting fucked over. Why don't they retaliate and start putting 6 hotdogs in a pack? That'd show the fuckers.
 

bnccoder

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Darklight said:
the Illuminati in connection with martians and the underverse have conspired to cause a mass confusion and financial dismemberment in the world to destroy the very fabric of society itself.. that and to get you to buy 5 packs of buns and 4 packs of dogs to even it out...
I never thought I would say this but you smoke entirely to much reefer.
 

UberSkippy

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Fire_ze_Missles said:
Well, which came first, the chicken or the egg?
That one's easy. The chicken came first. You really think God (or whatever higher being you wanna deal with) really sat on a fucking egg?
 

Sektor

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brainwashmonkey said:
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Wonder what was on their mind? (whoever came up with that, that is...)
 

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Hey, this mystery I can actually solve.

bigck3000 said:
and why is Greenland so icey
Imagine you are a viking who's just discovered a new land mass. You want people to move to it. Problem - it's basically a big iceberg. Solution - call it Greenland.

bigck3000 said:
and Iceland so full of midgets?
Iceland is one little island in the middle of a freezing ocean. Not a whole lot of introduction of fresh genes into that pool (note: I am not saying people from Iceland are inbred).


I realize that the question was largely rhetorical. But I am so fucking wired right now, and answering this occupied a few minutes of my very boring night.
 

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YUCK FOU!!! said:
could god microwave a barito so hot that not even he himself could eat it?
I used to say shit like that to my re teacher all the time. I got sent out of that class on the regular.

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