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The all time depressant!

mmm...cheese

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You were in both of your parents genitals. First your fathers, then your mothers.
 

Noob

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But in your case, both of your fathers decided to adopt. Awww :thumbsup:
 

Noob

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Taylor_Blade said:
:thumbsdn: :thumbsdn: Threads like this make me wish I couldn't read! :thumbsdn: :thumbsdn:
I can't read, i'm dyslexic.
 

mmm...cheese

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Taylor_Blade said:
:thumbsdn: :thumbsdn: Threads like this make me wish I couldn't read! :thumbsdn: :thumbsdn:
This is exactly why this is the ultimate depressant!

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mmm...cheese said:
This is exactly why this is the ultimate depressant!

Whisper: Stupid
awww...I'm sorry, does the truth hurt?
Doesn't matter the fact remains that this thread SUCKS!
 

Infidel

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Taylor_Blade said:
awww...I'm sorry, does the truth hurt?
Doesn't matter the fact remains that this thread SUCKS!
How about incredibly gay?
 
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"Gay", is not a strong enough word to describe this fruity-ass thread.
 

DIZNUTS

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Taylor_Blade said:
awww...I'm sorry, does the truth hurt?
Doesn't matter the fact remains that this thread SUCKS!
yea it does......but not as good as his father...
 

MaxPower

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I think you're all pissed because he reminded you of something you wanted to forget.

That you were once floating around in your fathers Wrinkle bag.

And the next thing you know:

* you were shot out your mom's snatch
* spanked
* picked on by 6th graders
* kicked off Varsity
* ended up going to state instead of MIT
* passed over on a job interview by some guy who went to MIT
* laid off of the job you did get due to international outsourcing. Your Job went to some Indian guy who attended school here. (at MIT)
* found WTF.com
* got called a fucktard
* some guy named mmm_cheese reminded you of all this.

Rinse and repeat.
 

DIZNUTS

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MaxPower said:
I think you're all pissed because he reminded you of something you wanted to forget.

That you were once floating around in your fathers Wrinkle bag.

And the next thing you know:

* you were shot out your mom's snatch
* spanked
* picked on by 6th graders
* kicked off Varsity
* ended up going to state instead of MIT
* passed over on a job interview by some guy who went to MIT
* laid off of the job you did get due to international outsourcing. Your Job went to some Indian guy who attended school here. (at MIT)
* found WTF.com
* got called a fucktard
* some guy named mmm_cheese reminded you of all this.

Rinse and repeat.
WOW that is sooo true...except Varsity....and MIT
 

Amoeba

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I didn't know there was so many fellow Fuckers (this is applied as a generic term) who dyslexia got.

Which creates an oxymoron, if you will, that HOLY SHIT MAKING SENSE MUCH TOO ME AM KOREAN DYSLEXIA GOT ALONE ME LEAVE
 

Easty

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MaxPower said:
I think you're all pissed because he reminded you of something you wanted to forget.

That you were once floating around in your fathers Wrinkle bag.

And the next thing you know:

* you were shot out your mom's snatch
* spanked
* picked on by 6th graders
* kicked off Varsity
* ended up going to state instead of MIT
* passed over on a job interview by some guy who went to MIT
* laid off of the job you did get due to international outsourcing. Your Job went to some Indian guy who attended school here. (at MIT)
* found WTF.com
* got called a fucktard
* some guy named mmm_cheese reminded you of all this.

Rinse and repeat.
maxpower for pres!

:woot:
 
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MaxPower said:
I think you're all pissed because he reminded you of something you wanted to forget.

That you were once floating around in your fathers Wrinkle bag.

And the next thing you know:

* you were shot out your mom's snatch
* spanked
* picked on by 6th graders
* kicked off Varsity
* ended up going to state instead of MIT
* passed over on a job interview by some guy who went to MIT
* laid off of the job you did get due to international outsourcing. Your Job went to some Indian guy who attended school here. (at MIT)
* found WTF.com
* got called a fucktard
* some guy named mmm_cheese reminded you of all this.

Rinse and repeat.
Is that what it reminded you of, max? Hmm.... :p

Yeah, this thread sux. Why are we even replying to such a shitty thread? :/
 

Easty

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Awaken said:
Is that what it reminded you of, max? Hmm.... :p

Yeah, this thread sux. Why are we even replying to such a shitty thread? :/
because we can :thumbsup:
 

mmm...cheese

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Awaken said:
Awesome. :thumbsup:

I'll reply too. mmm...cheese, guess what. You were in a test tube! :thumbsdn:
Of my father's. . . Wow. . . you have learned well old grasshopper.

P.S. HOLY SHIT that line is overused.
 
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mmm...cheese said:
Of my father's. . . Wow. . . you have learned well old grasshopper.

P.S. HOLY SHIT that line is overused.
holy shit! That post made no sense! :thumbsup:
 

Easty

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Awaken said:
holy shit! That post made no sense! :thumbsup:
holy shit! a quarter!

*picks it up*

holy shit! neither did this one :thumbsup: