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The Boss From Hell!

bill lumberg

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:mfinger: WOW, FUCK, SHIT, MOTHER, FUCKER!

My boss is a fake ass asshole. I work for a local city public works department, in the office. I manage the computers we have. Which is two gay ass ones. My boss just had me hired because i work little hours and minimum wage. So its easy for him. He doesnt have to do the shit he is supposed to do. He just gives it to me because I'm getting paid $7.16 a fucking day, because i only work like 1.5 hours after work.

I will show up to work, and my inbox will be full on my desk. :mad: And this ass face has the nerve to tell me that his computer is broken because he cant find his emails. WOW! Someone shoot the fucker. He is a fucking dumbass, he tells me to restart my computer when the monitor is going out. I guess that makes sense right? Since the monitor is the computer. WOW! Do they make a book called "COMPUTERS THE BASICS FOR FUCKING ASSHOLES"? He tells me how to do my job, even though I was hired to do exactly what he wants nothing to do with.

Like when he gives me these so called "PROJECTS" to work on. He will act like I'm not busy with what I'm doing and basically have me drop everything and have me do something else, so he wants me to do one thing but do another at the same time. I guess I should have time to do that since I work 1.5 hours a day 5 days a week right? He will have me do like a letter for example, and then print it out on letter head, the exact way he wants it. Then he will go back and change shit even though he is the one that wrote the letter, I just typed it. Then he lectures me on english and shit, and blames it one me. I would say on avergage I waste about two reems of city letterhead a year because of this asshole.

Half the time, I will get these unreasonable requests from him, like he thinks it will take me two seconds to punch in all these MSDS sheets that I dont have and then make it so someone can just go in a program and press Search and it will find what they want. I mean im not a software programer for fucking sake, thats why we buy these things. I dont make 7.16 an hour to write a software program. I mean give me a fucking BREAK and let me do my work.

Last month I asked for this $400 software program which will help manage this state required testing that we do for these devices, and Im supposed to be incharge of it. IM 16 FUCKING YEARS OLD. He told me no to the software because he thought it was too much. But a couple weeks ago he had my update his comp with Office 2003 and Windows XP Pro, which came to about $700. I guess whatever fucking benifits him. Considering he knows how to use all that right? I guess I can manage a state and federal program required by law, by using some file folders and excel. I mean WTF!

And at work I have this 22 inch monitor on my desk for some odd reason, because we run our water plant on it, and it needs a high resolution, and we just run it remotely from the plant, to our office. So I need a monitor that supports 1280x1024, even though a 17 inch monitor does. So I guess it makes sense to buy a monitor of a Fucking TV. And now the monitor is going out because knowone ever shuts it off, its been on like for 3 years, non stop and my boss is like, well lets send it back since there still is a warranty. Im like yeah whatever, so i did. I get the damn thing back its like 10 times worse. I bet the fucking company took it out of my box and sent it back in theirs to make it look like they did something. And now he is like, well it looks fine to me. Im like yea to myself, well you dont have to look at it now do u? And like the other 7 employees think its terrible, not my boss, because he doesnt give a fuck, because he doesnt have to look at it.

Anyways about him. He has the worst most childish jokes ever. He is 60 years old. He thinks I go home and read the bible for 8 hrs and goto bed. And basically thinks ive never said a cuss word in my life. Well he is wrong. That fucking asshole still works for a small city at the age of 60 and has millions of dollars after winning the Readers Digest Sweepsteaks TWICE! Plus he owns tons of property that he logs and sells the timber and then sells the property. Ive only got one thing to say. FUCK THIS ASSHOLE! I feel for anyone who has a similar boss. I mean he is pathetic. He has a set day of each week for eating like chicken and shit for lunch. He should be stoped and anyone like him. I PRAY FOR THOSE WHO HAVE OFFICE JOBS and GET TREATED LIKE SHIT! :confused: :(
 

Ctoit

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So your 16 and already smarter than your boss............TAKE OVER
 

ron

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You don't make enough to put up with that. If you want to make $7 an hour, go to work for McDonalds or Hardees. You might even qualify for benefits.

Then, you can do this :mfinger: to your current boss and let someone else deal with him.
 

Chris

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Read the bible, lmao...never said a cuss word, that's offending you, well, so was the bible thing, but fuck it! Tell him how you want stuff here, without you, the whole shit would probably have been broke by now....
 
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Chris said:
Read the bible, lmao...never said a cuss word, that's offending you, well, so was the bible thing, but fuck it! Tell him how you want stuff here, without you, the whole shit would probably have been broke by now....
English Motherfucker!! Do you speak it?
 
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my boss is the fucking greatest boss in the fucking world... i only have to go to work when i want to... i can get high whenever i want to....and i make $9 an hour...that is fucking great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 

ron

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tinytim_one said:
my boss is the fucking greatest boss in the fucking world... i only have to go to work when i want to... i can get high whenever i want to....and i make $9 an hour...that is fucking great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
What, you work at the Fotohut with Leo?
 

ron

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badassmtbiker said:
Ahh yes, the unsung jizzmopper. A real American hero.
Damn, I'd spread some more reputation around if someone other than the usual suspects had something pithy to say.
 
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ron said:
Damn, I'd spread some more reputation around if someone other than the usual suspects had something pithy to say.
I tried to hook you up for using "pithy," but alas - I, too, must "spread some more reputation around" before I can hook you up. Weak. This model is flawed. It expects that there are more than a few people on here deserving of reputation pts. Hmm... I'll have to start using the negative rep button. Sorry, Chris - you're fucked.
 

dzaykim

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I want to kick your boss in the face hahaha.
If you ever need software in that situation, you should make it sound like if he doesn't buy that software his life is at risk or something.
Or put his fat wallet at risk.
Man, bosses suck.
 

JLXC

WTF's Official Conspiracy Fanatic
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Your boss sounds like a real American Asshole. Too rich, too stupid, and always wanting more for less. Evil incarnate IMO. One hopes he dies of something horrible soon. I do.