M'kay. Had a strange thing happen to me today...
Walked in the door, tired from a long day at school. I set my keys down on a side table, and out of the corner of my eye:
Bam! I see condoms and lube, sitting there. Now, this is surprising for the following reasons:
They weren't there when my I left for school
My mom hasn't been on a date in over 10 years
My sister doesn't have a boyfriend
I asked my sister, she doesn't know. I asked my Mom, she doesn't know. I sure as hell don't know where they came from, so now we're all curious.
This leaves two (remote) possibilities:
A guest with enormous pockets left them on our side table
Somebody broke in to our house, left condoms and lubrication, and made their escape (perhaps they thought they needed the lube to squeeze out through a window?)
So, I ask the loyal members of WTF.com:
What is a young, handsome male such as myself to do when contraception comes a-knocking at his door?
Walked in the door, tired from a long day at school. I set my keys down on a side table, and out of the corner of my eye:

Bam! I see condoms and lube, sitting there. Now, this is surprising for the following reasons:
They weren't there when my I left for school
My mom hasn't been on a date in over 10 years
My sister doesn't have a boyfriend
I asked my sister, she doesn't know. I asked my Mom, she doesn't know. I sure as hell don't know where they came from, so now we're all curious.
This leaves two (remote) possibilities:
A guest with enormous pockets left them on our side table
Somebody broke in to our house, left condoms and lubrication, and made their escape (perhaps they thought they needed the lube to squeeze out through a window?)
So, I ask the loyal members of WTF.com:
What is a young, handsome male such as myself to do when contraception comes a-knocking at his door?