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The dentist! oh good.

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Clitpickle
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I go for a "check up" every 6 months and every goddamn time I have to come back to get cavities filled, which is why today I'm up at 9:42 am on a summer day. Bullshit! My friends get by with brushing once a day and get nothing. What do I get? cavities!

It's almost a regular thing after a check-up, I'm used to a needle pricking me with novacane. I'm used to it, how fucked up is that? I blame it on pop(or soda) I believe I could sue for tooth decay because if you can sue for McDonalds for making you fat I could easily sue for pepsi giving me tooth decay. Yes that last sentence was sarcasm.

I better go I don't want to keep the dentist waiting.
 

Bullshyt

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Its just a terrible place with depressing music in the waiting room.
 

magnolia

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I can't go to the dentist without having my whole mouth hurt for 2 weeks afterward. And what do I get in return? "I hate u. Ur teeth are just beautiful." I haven't had braces or anything, no cavities in the permenent teeth or anything. I just get so pissed when the fucking assistant "misses" the tooth and I've gadda deal with it. Urrrg. Dentists can go to hell!
 

MaxPower

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When I get out of the dentist I hate that feeling like my asshole has been streched. Funny he said it's a side effect from the anisthetic. Thats another thing, I always get an anisthetic, even for just a check-up. LOL don't you guys hate that?
 

magnolia

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no way man. Be a gyno. U are paid to feel inside womens pussies all day. I bet that's a guys dream job.
 
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noway!

every job gets boring after awhile

hot chick in the weekend: lick my pussy!
gyno: oh nooooo not another pussy

also - lots of filthy smelly old cunts like your mothers


dentist :thumbsup:
 

MaxPower

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Like the Gynocologist that came home from a long day at work, to a wife that was wearing a teddy and lace stockings.

He took one look at her and said "not tonight honey I'm bushed".