holy crap ive benn to the end of the universe,suprisingly its in the US and even more amazingly its in houston, texas. you see i was driving down the street when i stopped at a red light and looked out my window and saw a starbucks and then i turned to the driver to ask them if they wanna get some coffe and i saw behind him a starbucks, immeditialy i got out of the car and stood in the middle of the street looking back and forth for about 10 minutes and then i said to myself holy crap what kind of person could be soo stupid as to build a starbucks across from a starbucks. well i have benn thinkin about this for a while now and ive finally got it people with alsheimer, the only kind of person who could sit in a coffe shop all day drinkin cofee and walk out side and say, well i be, is that a starbucks well gentlemen i thinks its 'bout time we had a cup of joe. people ask are there too many starbucks, well now i think we know. ----------lewis black( i forgot to do this..oops)---blue collar comedy tour (i guess)