The Grandest Fuck Of Them All!! The 'new' Sat!!!

TFC_Pyro

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Fucking great, as if I don't have to do enough shit to pass high school as it is. Now that mother fucking SAT is longer and focuses more on math. Let's say it all in unison:

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

I read my horrid town newspaper, 'The San Jose Mercury News', this morning and on the frotn cover it said something like: "STUDENTS TAKE SAT." What fucking morons put that as front page news? Obviously the doctors tried to shove him back into his mother's vagina when he was 9. This editor is a dumb fuck. He put in something about a bitch named "Cheng-Cheng Jiang" who spent 4 hours taking the SAT. WELL, GOOD FOR CHENG CHENG WHO GIVES A FUCK!!! CHENG CHENG'S PARENTS SPENT OVER $5000 GETTING TUTORING FOR THEIR SATANIC DAUGHTER, CHENG-CHENG PROBABLY SPENT DAY AND NIGHT FOR 3 WEEKS STUDYING FOR THAT FUCKING TEST, CHENG-CHENG PROBABLY HAS 7 AP CLASSES!!!

And while Cheng-Cheng will be having a heart attack when she realizes she got a 2350 out of 2400 (OMG!! WORST... GRADE ... EVER!!!), more people will be taking that horrid shit.

I want to smear shit over the faces of people like Ms Cheng-Cheng. They make me sick, they think they're better than everyone else because they score high on a stupid fucking test. Well Cheng-Cheng, if I ever meet you in real life I'm gonna shove a pipe up your ass and ask you this question:

"If 'v' equals the speed of the pipe, 'a' equals the size of your giant ass, and 't' equals the size of the pipe, how far can I shove it up there? ANSWER: It's an incomplete question you stupid fuck, not enough info."

And check out my idol's site, anyone who reads EGM will know his ranting quite well:
www.seanbaby.com

:mfinger:
 

NaughtyGirl21

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Ok, calm down you S.A.T. Freak. You are not the only one in this situation. There are a hell of a lot more people out there that are taking the S.A.T. besides you so get over it. Maybe if you study instead of bitching about it and that Cheng Cheng whoever that sounds like a change machine, you would do well. Hahaha
 

keebs

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well if it make you feel any better, when you do you SAT, you can think well at least i did better than Keebs when he took his. i did bad, and lets just say im lucky that my college does not put much weight on the SAT if you GPA was good enough.
 

NaughtyGirl21

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keebs said:
Well if it makes you feel any better, when you do your SAT, you can think well at least I did better than Keebs when he took his. I did bad, and lets just say I'm lucky that my college does not put much weight on the SAT if your GPA was good enough.
I can see that is possible. Hahaha
 

killer potato

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ya the new SATs r pretty messed up...but u realize if more ppl do shitty then colleges will have to realize taht and they will take ppl with lower scores...otherwise they wont make any more money (those fucking greedy skools that try to teach you values)....so if u start a rebellion and get every1 to get 0s thatd be awesome
 

TwisT

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TFC_Pyro said:
Fucking great, as if I don't have to do enough shit to pass high school as it is. Now that mother fucking SAT is longer and focuses more on math. Let's say it all in unison:

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

I read my horrid town newspaper, 'The San Jose Mercury News', this morning and on the frotn cover it said something like: "STUDENTS TAKE SAT." What fucking morons put that as front page news? Obviously the doctors tried to shove him back into his mother's vagina when he was 9. This editor is a dumb fuck. He put in something about a bitch named "Cheng-Cheng Jiang" who spent 4 hours taking the SAT. WELL, GOOD FOR CHENG CHENG WHO GIVES A FUCK!!! CHENG CHENG'S PARENTS SPENT OVER $5000 GETTING TUTORING FOR THEIR SATANIC DAUGHTER, CHENG-CHENG PROBABLY SPENT DAY AND NIGHT FOR 3 WEEKS STUDYING FOR THAT FUCKING TEST, CHENG-CHENG PROBABLY HAS 7 AP CLASSES!!!

And while Cheng-Cheng will be having a heart attack when she realizes she got a 2350 out of 2400 (OMG!! WORST... GRADE ... EVER!!!), more people will be taking that horrid shit.

I want to smear shit over the faces of people like Ms Cheng-Cheng. They make me sick, they think they're better than everyone else because they score high on a stupid fucking test. Well Cheng-Cheng, if I ever meet you in real life I'm gonna shove a pipe up your ass and ask you this question:

"If 'v' equals the speed of the pipe, 'a' equals the size of your giant ass, and 't' equals the size of the pipe, how far can I shove it up there? ANSWER: It's an incomplete question you stupid fuck, not enough info."

And check out my idol's site, anyone who reads EGM will know his ranting quite well:
www.seanbaby.com

:mfinger:
Drop the fuck out and start bagggin groceries dipshit!



problem solved!
 

magnolia

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I'm so glad that i never had to take the SAT. My high school counelor didn't believe in them. She said they sucked and that the ACT was easier and counted just the same to colleges. Anyway, good luck with that. I'm just glad I don't have to do it. I suck royally at math.
 

dustinzgirl

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You know there a lot of colleges that you dont have to take the SAT for? I never took it, the closest I came to taking something like that was the standardized entrance exam for our community college. It was really easy shit. I also took the Army entrance exam, the ASVABS or whatever, which was also easy. But thats kind of off topic, isnt it. You probably dont have to take the test to pass high school, and you generally dont have to take it to get into a lot of colleges, but hey, what can it hurt?