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The Greatest Thread ever written....

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gehtfuct

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We've all read the same ol', same ol' crap threads time and time again. The redundant shit.(boring)

Heres an idea....
Lets see if anyone has a working brain to come up with a thread to be dubbed "The Greatest" at WTF.com...ever.
*EDIT*for the sanity of Mr.Dan~
If you have the ability to be creative,do it. Think some up for fucks sake!
bigck3000 has the idea. :thumbsup:
I put this in B&T,because im sure someone will flame a member a time or two.
Do it like this..(Threads)
1.BRiT:WTF God. Bringer of meaning to our lives. Pbbbt.
2.Jason:Is he really from this planet?
3.Dr.gehtfuct:Who the fuck is he?.....Really.
And so on. If we can manage to keep this thread alive long enough,we'll pick the bestest thread and run with it.

Geht to it.
 

morelos

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i don't really understand what you're asking us to do. do you want us to search the depths of the forums and find one already in existence worthy of being entitled 'greatest ever' or to CREATE a 'greatest ever?'

~ dan ~
 

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Hoodrats:The smell behind the myth...

Kitana vs Morelos:Topic; Crunchy or Creamy Peanut Butter??

Representative Midget fighting: You call someone out and send your midget to fight their midget to the death...third party takes pictures.

Max Power vs Broken: Whos trying to be cooler?

Gehtfuct and DG: WTF's first couple?

Lube vs "Dry docking it":

Lube:Scented? Flavored? Both?
 

gehtfuct

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morelos said:
i don't really understand what you're asking us to do. do you want us to search the depths of the forums and find one already in existence worthy of being entitled 'greatest ever' or to CREATE a 'greatest ever?'

~ dan ~
Lets see if anyone has a working brain to come up with a thread to be dubbed "The Greatest"
How ever you may come of it,will be fine. Just remember,originality pays off.$$
 

morelos

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fuck that. let's do something logical, like why places such as blockbuster sell dvd+r discs.

you'd expect that anyone buying a recordable dvd at the same place they rent their dvds would be arrested on the way out, but for some reason in america we have this wonderful flavor of capitalism that says, "hey, as long as we get our three bucks for your rental, we don't really care that you kept a copy of your own. in fact, spend the extra buck buying the blank from us, too!"
 

dustinzgirl

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Gehtfuct and DG: WTF's first couple?
I have to respond to this, I know it was in a joking manner, but GF and I are buds, we each have significant others IRL. Just because there are few who reach our standard of intellectual immaturity, does not mean that we would come anywhere near being a couple IRL or NOT.

Just felt the need to clear THAT up before it starts bullshit. Ya know.
 

gehtfuct

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fuck that. let's do something logical, like why places such as blockbuster sell dvd+r discs.

you'd expect that anyone buying a recordable dvd at the same place they rent their dvds would be arrested on the way out, but for some reason in america we have this wonderful flavor of capitalism that says, "hey, as long as we get our three bucks for your rental, we don't really care that you kept a copy of your own. in fact, spend the extra buck buying the blank from us, too!"
Obviously ~dan~ has missed his "behave" Meds,and is flying off topic.
Copyright laws aside,If I see any post from you to be deemed intelligable enough to make money,in going to copy/paste it and sell it to all the porn sites that will pay chump change for it. Not a penny will go to you.
Geht back to the topic,son.


Dustinz/gehtfuctsgirl,relax...Its a game.
Besides,nobody cares about us. ;)
 

morelos

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ok ok.. best thread ever..

homestar vs. maddox?

mr. t. vs. ahnold?

who is older, havokchlyde or, well, anyone?

is voiceofreason male or female? think about how many of vor's posts we've all read but none of which has made reference to the author's gender? moreover, vor has generally been addressed as male by others, but considering that's the internet default, can it really be trusted?

how about, "why does dangeo23 support gw bush?"
 

dustinzgirl

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gehtfuct said:
Dustinz/gehtfuctsgirl,relax...Its a game.
Besides,nobody cares about us. ;)
I am relaxed, but we allknow how the kiddies on this forum are. before you know it, we will be divorced with ten kids and on welfare. LOL....I just wanted to make a point before the stupidity ran rampant, as I am sure that it will anyways....

As for greatest threads...hell if I know! Im just here for the cheese!
 

gehtfuct

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morelos said:
ok ok.. best thread ever..

homestar vs. maddox?

mr. t. vs. ahnold?

who is older, havokchlyde or, well, anyone?

is voiceofreason male or female? think about how many of vor's posts we've all read but none of which has made reference to the author's gender? moreover, vor has generally been addressed as male by others, but considering that's the internet default, can it really be trusted?

how about, "why does dangeo23 support gw bush?"
Right on.....Mo.
You're on the right track. All you have to do now is add some humor to it.
No..no..yes...you can do it. Just constipate,TRY to constipate.
Let go of the hate. You're not in class...That reminds me...did you geht your homowork done,junior?
 

gehtfuct

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I am relaxed, but we allknow how the kiddies on this forum are. before you know it, we will be divorced with ten kids and on welfare. LOL....I just wanted to make a point before the stupidity ran rampant, as I am sure that it will anyways....

As for greatest threads...hell if I know! Im just here for the cheese!
C'mon,D. Everyone know's you and I dont act that way.
Hmm...? Ya like cheese,huh?

Well...Here ya go! Err![spank]Hee..Err![spank-spank!] Bingo! (spoink!) :tomato:
 

morelos

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ok fine.

greatest thread ever: WHY DID THARUZ REALLY DISAPPEAR?
 

gehtfuct

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ok fine.

greatest thread ever: WHY DID THARUZ REALLY DISAPPEAR?
Yep. Thats constipated.

Dude. You're an instructor or edumacation. You mean to tell us,you dont have a shred of a humoristic bone in you body?

HELLO! Look up,dan. Not that one. The one that makes us laugh. Ok,THAT one does as well...
You know?....I...a...hrmm! Ahrrr...

Whatever!
 

Smoke

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dustinzgirl said:
Thats cuz your balls havent dropped yet. Give it a few years, kiddo.
;)
Nono, they've dropped alright, their not in view because you have them in your mouth.
 

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What you are asking for does not exist and can not exist. Can anyone answer?

after a few post I will give my reasons for that statment.
 

gehtfuct

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What you are asking for does not exist and can not exist. Can anyone answer?

after a few post I will give my reasons for that statment.
You dont have to comment on it. I know exactly what you mean.
ONE...cannot. It(this thread) was an attempt to escape from the redundant garbage that seems to keep ever living here.

Basically,it's just for fun.


And...I was bored.
 
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