What a ridiculous claim. Maybe you're too young? Chris Everett's contemporaries were Martina Navratilova and Billie Jean King. Two women who were one hair cut away from easily passing as "Fred and Bill" down at the local watering hole. You couldn't enjoy a good toss when their little skirts raised when trying to backhand another anemic shot by their opponent. You might as well pleasure yourself to the auto section from the latest newspaper. Everett, however...was a semi-looker. We can work with that. Implying people tuned in for the actual sport is even funnier. It's women's tennis, dude. The best in the world would fall handily to a slightly better than average high schooler fueled on a steady supply of Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets.
