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The Peacock

ChilianFuckFace

Banned - What an Asshat!
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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to
the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green,
red, orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared. Every time the teenager looked, the old man was
staring. The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old
timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex
with a peacock, and I was just wondering if you were my son."