The Perfect Soulmate

[Nymphchick]

While checkin out my hotmail,I recieve a e-mail from some company claiming they can find your soulmate in 7 dates. I'm like wtf is up with that? Its bad enough we now have microwavable mac and cheese, instant hot cerial, dinner in 5 minutes, but now a soulmate in 7 days! Are we seriously getting that lazy that we now have to get our "love match" instantley as well? What happened to finding love the old fashioned way? Pissed drunk in a bar

 

[dookie]

it's a sad day my friend

 

[gurlgonewild]

this phenomenom isn't new, nor does it make it less frustrating.
i believe it began w/ the baby boomer generation...
b/c all evils began w/ them...j/k, sorta.
we are the instant on, instant gratification, most impatient, age group that also has the highest expectancy of any prior generation thanks to our upbringing.

we want things handed to us, and when they're not we...
-move back into our parents home or never leave until we're married
-fail, we move back into our parents home..."to save money"
-ask them for money
-demand they buy us stuff we cannot ourselves afford (through extreme guilt or otherwise manipulative ways...)
-we blame them for our failures....etc

so, ugh, your point?
LOL

 

[mmm...cheese]

Yes indeed. . . what happened to the days where you could piss in your suit of armor. Or kiss the king's ass just because he told you to, (but really wanted to make the queen jealous).

 

[dustinzgirl]

I have my soulmate. He is perfect for me, and everything I ever wanted in a man, although he could wash the dishes every once in a while!

 

[dookie]

I have my soulmate. He is perfect for me, and everything I ever wanted in a man, although he could wash the dishes every once in a while!

is his name ron jeremy?

j/k

 

[dustinzgirl]

is his name ron jeremy?

j/k

Nope, but we did hook up the old fashioned way, in a bar

 

[skylinec]

Nope, but we did hook up the old fashioned way, in a bar

Who was more drunk you or CL?

 

[Smoke]

Who was more drunk you or CL?

I dunno, I saw 'em both at the same bar, they both were pretty wasted, CL was studdering and falling over things, So I'd have to say him.

 

[dustinzgirl]

He was very drunk. LOL.

I was not drinking anything but cofee, and I was shooting pool. He came up and took the chalk off my table and I said "Thats my chalk" and then like an hour or so later his girl that is a friend, came up and asked my for my phone number because he liked me. I didnt give him my phone number (because, thats just trampy), but I took his. Then it was like, 2 am and he asked if I would call him in the morning to make sure that he got to work. So I did, and he was surprised that I called him. And we've pretty much been stuck on one another since then.

 

[skylinec]

Then it was like, 2 am and he asked if I would call him in the morning to make sure that he got to work. So I did, and he was surprised that I called him. And we've pretty much been stuck on one another since then.

So its his works fault you feel in love? Damn work!

 

[dustinzgirl]

So its his works job you feel in love? Damn work!

I think he was impressed that I called him. Plus, I was wearing tight jeans and a low cut shirt, mabye that had something to do with it.....lol

 

[Smoke]

I think he was impressed that I called him. Plus, I was wearing tight jeans and a low cut shirt, mabye that had something to do with it.....lol

IMAGES...AHHHHH...

MY EYES BURN!!!


kidding.

 

[dustinzgirl]

IMAGES...AHHHHH...

MY EYES BURN!!!


kidding.

You meanie! Some of us older moms dont look to bad when we get spruced up, yah know.

Now I miss CL he is at work.....I wish he was home.......

 

[Black Flame]

i do understand the moral objection to online soul searching... but i think in the end, you end up having a lot of experiences together (if he/she isn't a psycho or whatever), it's just a new way to meet someone you could spend your life with or just even become friends with. you can still have traditional experiences, you just don't have to wait around for fate if that's not your thing.

 

[Smoke]

You meanie! Some of us older moms dont look to bad when we get spruced up, yah know.

Us young people call those MILFS.

As for me, I'm not into the whole MILF thing.

 

[bigck3000]

mmmmm....milfs....so much experience....so little direction.

The online dating thing freaks me out...just go out....Humans are a very social animal by nature. Why deny your natural impulse to socialize....As a generality, I dont like "People", but I have 'friends'. Is this the begining of the new world Mckenna was talking about...where people are no longer interacting in person, rather through their "E-ambassador"?

I guess the lesson here is....dont smoke weed if you want to be understood through written word.

 

[Smoke]

mmmmm....milfs....so much experience....so little direction.

The online dating thing freaks me out...just go out....Humans are a very social animal by nature. Why deny your natural impulse to socialize....As a generality, I dont like "People", but I have 'friends'. Is this the begining of the new world Mckenna was talking about...where people are no longer interacting in person, rather through their "E-ambassador"?

I guess the lesson here is....dont smoke weed if you want to be understood through written word.

Your posts are more useless than used toilet paper. Quit while your ahead.

 

[shep]

dinner in 5 minutes

my kind of dinner Now where's my slipper's?

 

[MaxPower]

The good thing about hot older women (Milfs) is, they will bang you till your eyes come loose, and they fix up your scraped knee when you fall off your bike.