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asininegenius

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I have never had to deny rolling home a fatty. You just be extra careful not to let anyone see.

TPBM checks out other men's bulges.
 

-=iNsANe=-ADJ

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It's wonderful how farts get that particular fragrance when kept in captivity, and then released free from the bed. Everyone should do.

tpbm blow blows on blown bowls
 

JLXC

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I do. Though, I only like having one cat, kittens are awesome fun.

tpbm doesn't smile enough. At ALL.
 

Haresy

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True, but only because of the massive clusterfuck that is my life of late. Whiskey helps, though.

TPBM would sodomize Bill O'Reilly with a chainsaw for a Klondike bar.
 

Karysma

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That was supposed to be our little secret! *pouts*

TPBM breathes sunshine, poops rainbows, loves unicorns and eats kittens.
 

ryunp

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Until my son made fun of me one too many times. Hope you like that cross, bitch!

TPBM sucks at TPBM's
 

asininegenius

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Now that's clairvoyance.

tpbm has dressed up in women's clothes, looked in a mirror, and said "I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."
 

-=iNsANe=-ADJ

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Just once because my wife asked, and she wanted to mock me (damn bitch). And yeah, I've said that, but I also said that beards and dicks are not in my plans.

tpbm should post in the booby thread because we all don't see a new cleavage from long time
 

53V3N

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LBP. Close enough.

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