The person below me

Loki-In-A-Box

Goddess of Tits and Wine
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First you know how big my mother is, and now you know what my closet's filled with! You psychic bastard...

TPBM has a diet that consists of jizz cola and cockmeat sammiches. (Don't ask what that's the first thing to come to mind. I don't drink all that much cola. :p)
 

Jane Deere

CEO at Janer's Garage
Staff
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Wow...I'm really made of something neat! *gag*

The person below me is made probably sitting there naked, picking at their toenails.
 

SLR420

Dividing by zero.
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Hey, whatever floats the boat. Amirite? ;)

TPBM mutters anti-Semitic slurs whilst masturbating.
 

CoprophagousCop

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Premium
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I would crush his skull.

TPBM drives a Prius with a homemade spoiler, extra large rims, and a coffee can muffler.
 
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Vampire

Winged Emperor Of This Ghost Town
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Not anymore.

TPBM has bought at least one lottery ticket in their lifetime.