I want to toss it in the trash.
TPBM has a huge collection of colorful dildos.
TPBM has a huge collection of colorful dildos.
The person below me
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First you know how big my mother is, and now you know what my closet's filled with! You psychic bastard...
TPBM has a diet that consists of jizz cola and cockmeat sammiches. (Don't ask what that's the first thing to come to mind. I don't drink all that much cola.
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TPBM has a diet that consists of jizz cola and cockmeat sammiches. (Don't ask what that's the first thing to come to mind. I don't drink all that much cola.
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Wow...I'm really made of something neat! *gag*
The person below me is made probably sitting there naked, picking at their toenails.
The person below me is made probably sitting there naked, picking at their toenails.
Nope, I still have my socks on.
The person below me owns an imaginary pony named Pickles.
The person below me owns an imaginary pony named Pickles.
How did you know????
TPBM can only get off when using cheez-whiz as lube.
TPBM can only get off when using cheez-whiz as lube.
Freakin' circumcision!
TPBM faps to zombie porn.
TPBM faps to zombie porn.
They're just so... dominant!
TPBM has a secret crush on Elmo.
TPBM has a secret crush on Elmo.
I would crush his skull.
TPBM drives a Prius with a homemade spoiler, extra large rims, and a coffee can muffler.
TPBM drives a Prius with a homemade spoiler, extra large rims, and a coffee can muffler.
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I am!
TPBM used the bathroom recently.
TPBM used the bathroom recently.
Not me, but I wiped my ass plenty.
TPBM pees in the shower.
TPBM pees in the shower.
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