
Pope John Paul II is an honourary Harlem Globetrotter. This unusual honour was bestowed upon him in November 2000. He was given 75 as a squad number, but to date hasn't participated in a game. And perhaps he never will.
It's a very long and complicated ritual.Bullshyt said:How the hell do you become a pope anyways?
Bullshyt said:I personally hope that dude dies. How the hell do you become a pope anyways? Sit on your lazy fuckin ass while being the right family to "earn" the heir to being the pope? Whatever
Whoa... seriously? He don't look a day over 280.Unforgiven said:he's 300 years old...
ferengi74656 said:Whoa... seriously? He don't look a day over 280.
ferengi74656 said:First you have to chug 7 gallons of holy water. After that, you must fast for 7 days. After the period of fasting, you must eat 7 bibles, not eating pages with the word "holy" or "Jesus" on them. Then, you must suffer 77 lashes from 7 midget priests holding 7-lashed whips. When that's done, you must hold your breath for 7 minutes and run accross 777 feet of hot coals. Eat 7 bowls of spaghetti made with sauce from 7 different kinds of plants grown next to 7 bibles, then after that they smack you 7 times in 7 different places with a large fish and give you your beanie and a magical septre.
Then the whole catholic church is yours to rule![]()
well now you do, and so do Itbsrk said:Whoa. A large fish? I never knew that.![]()
Intelligence seems to come in fleeting waves.... BEWARE THAILAND!!!Bullshyt said:I personally hope that dude dies. How the hell do you become a pope anyways? Sit on your lazy fuckin ass while being the right family to "earn" the heir to being the pope? Whatever
lolteh anarchist said:haha .. I knew they weren't virgins![]()
Icarus said:Today, I was messing around with a friend, and I pushed him and said "Get outta here!" A bunch of my other friends went completely silent and stared at me. Then one of them said "Damn. You're such a baller!"