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The Pope is a true balla...
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It's a very long and complicated ritual.
First you have to chug 7 gallons of holy water. After that, you must fast for 7 days. After the period of fasting, you must eat 7 bibles, not eating pages with the word "holy" or "Jesus" on them. Then, you must suffer 77 lashes from 7 midget priests holding 7-lashed whips. When that's done, you must hold your breath for 7 minutes and run accross 777 feet of hot coals. Eat 7 bowls of spaghetti made with sauce from 7 different kinds of plants grown next to 7 bibles, then after that they smack you 7 times in 7 different places with a large fish and give you your beanie and a magical septre.
Then the whole catholic church is yours to rule
...or something like that.
First you have to chug 7 gallons of holy water. After that, you must fast for 7 days. After the period of fasting, you must eat 7 bibles, not eating pages with the word "holy" or "Jesus" on them. Then, you must suffer 77 lashes from 7 midget priests holding 7-lashed whips. When that's done, you must hold your breath for 7 minutes and run accross 777 feet of hot coals. Eat 7 bowls of spaghetti made with sauce from 7 different kinds of plants grown next to 7 bibles, then after that they smack you 7 times in 7 different places with a large fish and give you your beanie and a magical septre.
Then the whole catholic church is yours to rule
...or something like that.
ferengi74656 said:
First you have to chug 7 gallons of holy water. After that, you must fast for 7 days. After the period of fasting, you must eat 7 bibles, not eating pages with the word "holy" or "Jesus" on them. Then, you must suffer 77 lashes from 7 midget priests holding 7-lashed whips. When that's done, you must hold your breath for 7 minutes and run accross 777 feet of hot coals. Eat 7 bowls of spaghetti made with sauce from 7 different kinds of plants grown next to 7 bibles, then after that they smack you 7 times in 7 different places with a large fish and give you your beanie and a magical septre.
Then the whole catholic church is yours to rule
Then the whole catholic church is yours to rule
Catholic Popes who died during sex: Leo VII (936-9) died of a heart attack, John VII (955-64) was bludgeoned to death by the husband of the woman he was with at the time, John XIII (965-72) was also murdered by a jealous husband, Pope Paul II (1467-71) allegedly died while being sodomized by a page boy.
Today, I was messing around with a friend, and I pushed him and said "Get outta here!" A bunch of my other friends went completely silent and stared at me. Then one of them said "Damn. You're such a baller!"
What? I don't get it either.
I should take the pope 1 on 1.
He'd win, though. He had god on his side.
What? I don't get it either.
I should take the pope 1 on 1.
He'd win, though. He had god on his side.
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