*part two to internet dating chat* (again, based on actual events)
BigStrongMan> Hey Baby, I had a really great time last night, what about you?
Twinkle> Yeah, it was really wonderful, We have such a strong connection, I'm going to get on McAfee protection, so maybe next time we can do it wireless...
BigStrongMan> Cool..
BigStrongMan> ....About that...I did a computer scan..and it seems I may be infected with a virus...
Twinkle>...Are you being serious...Tech Support said it was okay!
BigStrongMan> But Tech Support is only 95% accurate..
Twinkle> ...Well, I am the only one you talk to??
BigStrongMan>...
Twinkle> ...OMG, this cannot be happening!! I don't want to crash!! What kind of virus is this?!
BigStrongMan> I don't know but it is burning the hell out of my harddrive and my software is running slowly now and my applications wont come up...
Twinkle> I have to go...I have to go check my warranty...
BigStrongMan> I love you though, we'll get through this together...
BigStrongMan and Twinkle haven't chatted since, and BigStrongMan's virus has spread through other connections. When will this vicious circle end?