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The question men hate

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So I was poking around in the Tallywacker Tavern and found a post about the "unanswerable question". Since I do not have a penis, I have to reply here, I guess. I hate to break it to you, guys, but there's no easy way out. It's going to take a little work. That's just how it is.

The truth is: there is no one answer to give. It depends on the woman. Unfortunately you have to put a little thought into your answer. Consider what kind of person she is.

Some women ask cause they actually want the truth.

Some ask cause they want attention.

Some ask cause they want you you to say their ass looks fantastic, etc.

Some are sensitive and will get upset if you say they look even a little fat.

Some just want to avoid going out in public looking like shit and will appreciate an honest answer.

So, there ya go. Each woman needs a custom-made answer.
 

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So what is the unanswerable question :question: :question: :question:
 

icka

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woman are a more advanced form of men

god put man on this earth and said "shit this sucks" then god made woman!
 

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Well that is a hard question for guys because we don't want to hurt them by saying yes but we don't want to say no because they just might that we were just sucking up to her. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 
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If I ever were to ask that question, which I probably wouldn't cause I know it's just a set-up for disaster, I would want the truth. If I look like shit, I wanna know!
 

gehtfuct

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If you're fat, chances are you're going to look fat.

Lucky for you ladies, (< I use the term loosely) BIGdaddyG doesn't discriminate.
 
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icka said:
woman are a more advanced form of men

god put man on this earth and said "shit this sucks" then god made woman!
So does that mean women had dicks?
 

Brain Spout

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icka said:
woman are a more advanced form of men

god put man on this earth and said "shit this sucks" then god made woman!
well the problem is god didnt think men through. he gave them a brain and a sword, the problem is when you draw the sowrd the brain goes into power save mode.

then he gave woman boobies, that wasnt one of his better days.
boobie pics...
mmm boobies
 

UberSkippy

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The correct answer is: "You know better than to ask questions if you're not going to like the answer."
 

LiberatioN

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zoloftcasserole said:
So I was poking around in the Tallywacker Tavern and found a post about the "unanswerable question". Since I do not have a penis, I have to reply here, I guess. I hate to break it to you, guys, but there's no easy way out. It's going to take a little work. That's just how it is.

The truth is: there is no one answer to give. It depends on the woman. Unfortunately you have to put a little thought into your answer. Consider what kind of person she is.

Some women ask cause they actually want the truth.

Some ask cause they want attention.

Some ask cause they want you you to say their ass looks fantastic, etc.

Some are sensitive and will get upset if you say they look even a little fat.

Some just want to avoid going out in public looking like shit and will appreciate an honest answer.

So, there ya go. Each woman needs a custom-made answer.

that's a pretty old topic, but if i remember havok said to quickly change the topic by complimenting her. that's the only way around it.

Example:

Woman: Honey do I look fat?
Man: I dunno, but I'd definitely tap that ass! *chases woman down and proceeds to make love to her*

By avoiding the question and showing affection, you're answering no and/or yes (in a good way) at the same time. Basically you're telling them that you don't care in the best way possible.
 

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LiberatioN said:
that's a pretty old topic, but if i remember havok said to quickly change the topic by complimenting her. that's the only way around it.

Example:

Woman: Honey do I look fat?
Man: I dunno, but I'd definitely tap that ass! *chases woman down and proceeds to make love to her*

By avoiding the question and showing affection, you're answering no and/or yes (in a good way) at the same time. Basically you're telling them that you don't care in the best way possible.
Dude that is the best pic up line in the world! Why couldn't i think of that? :thumbsup:
 

esxho

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Ho hum pigs bum

The last guy i asked that proceeded to say that i looked like an anorexic twig?! romantic . . no. lol.

Where would men be without us ladies? :director:

Man i got de proper munchies. I got in wel early dis morning afta a massive punch up. n im proper hungry :munchies: :rolleyes:

p.s liberation reminds me of chef from south park . . "im guna make sweet love to you down by the fire . . ." LOL
 

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icka said:
woman are a more advanced form of men

god put man on this earth and said "shit this sucks" then god made woman!
God created man.

Man wanted a sandwich and a blowjob

God created woman.
 

gehtfuct

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RageAgainst said:
God created man.

Man wanted a sandwich and a blowjob

God created woman.
I'm kind of confused as to how man created the blowjob before God created women. Eh...nevermind, don't tell me.
 
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i'd have to agree with DG on this one. if a girl wants a reliable answer she asks her friend, only a girl can give a proper objective oppinion that another girl can answer. if she happens to ask her man its cause she wants him to look at her ass and want to tap it :D
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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zoloftcasserole said:
So I was poking around in the Tallywacker Tavern and found a post about the "unanswerable question". Since I do not have a penis, I have to reply here, I guess. I hate to break it to you, guys, but there's no easy way out. It's going to take a little work. That's just how it is.

The truth is: there is no one answer to give. It depends on the woman. Unfortunately you have to put a little thought into your answer. Consider what kind of person she is.

Some women ask cause they actually want the truth.

Some ask cause they want attention.

Some ask cause they want you you to say their ass looks fantastic, etc.

Some are sensitive and will get upset if you say they look even a little fat.

Some just want to avoid going out in public looking like shit and will appreciate an honest answer.

So, there ya go. Each woman needs a custom-made answer.
girls need to stay out of the tt, it should be off limits to veiw by the other sexes, vice versa with the clam bar.