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The shitty life

Easty

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Alright let's try this, reply to the post above you saying which life of a certain thing you'd rather be. These can be anything, from a piece of table leg to a cell phone. Then list 2 more.

I'll start.

Would you rather be a piece of chewing gum or a piece of TP?
 

Easty

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Jug, okay let's not make this like my other thread, THIS or THAT B&T style.

A keyboard or play-doh?
 

BadEvilWrong

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Welcome, noob.

Um.....pedo?

Live deprived of all 4 senses, or live on a planet deprived of any and all lifeforms?
 

BadEvilWrong

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Ear, whatever it is that we're supposed to be doing with said finger.

Fall into a spot-a-pot, or live in a dumpster for a week?
 

void

Banned - What an Asshat!
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gay, being gay isn't offensive to decent people.

dreams about fucking your mom or reality..?
 

BadEvilWrong

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Dreams. Ick. :sick:

Swim in vomit, or swim in urine?
 
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Icarus

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Vomit is respectable... you don't just vomit for no good reason.

Shit on your mother, or be shit upon?