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The sticky tissue. . .

mmm...cheese

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So I got a cold recently (damned common cold,) and I tried to clear my nasal passage so that I could breath through it. And I had a sneeze comming, so, I sneezed through my nose, and there was so much snot. So much, that it covered both of my hands, my tissue got soaked. So I tried to throw it away, but the tissue only slowly departed from my goo encrusted hands. The snot was grabbing hold of it and it took 3 minutes for it to go into the trash can.

Ewwwww. . . was my reaction. .. ( I actually said that)
 

mmm...cheese

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A greenish-yellow. Not like green. . . or yellow. And it had these dark green clots in varied places. . .
 

bnccoder

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I had a friend once that would collect all his snot and put it into pantyhose containers. Ahhh the colors.
 

DIZNUTS

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bnccoder said:
I had a friend once that would collect all his snot and put it into pantyhose containers. Ahhh the colors.
i bought his collection on ebay the other night :cool:
 

DIZNUTS

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mmm...cheese said:
Maybe you could get a new one on EBAY! Just a headsup. . . :thumbsup: GL
thanks for the heads up :thumbsup: i just bought it

*sits there munching on something that looks like......*
 
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GOD this thread just keeps getting more and more disgusting ;) what is with people and keeping collections of body fluids or parts. next thing you know they going to be someone saying "i keep a collection of all my black-heads and zits" or "i have a collection of mine and my dogs shit in my closet." or "I cut my own hair to save on money and keep it all and sometimes i got to the barber shop at night and steal there bags of hair." "I keep a collection of all my cum in jars in my fridge and freezer." :p lol im sry i have to stop now before i vomit on myself
 
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I tend not to keep bodily fluids or other things that came off-of or from me... just my opinion... anthough, i do have a lock of my baby hair... *shrugs* Although, i do have a friend who collects scabs... pretty gross!
 

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mmm...cheese said:
So I got a cold recently (damned common cold,) and I tried to clear my nasal passage so that I could breath through it. And I had a sneeze comming, so, I sneezed through my nose, and there was so much snot. So much, that it covered both of my hands, my tissue got soaked. So I tried to throw it away, but the tissue only slowly departed from my goo encrusted hands. The snot was grabbing hold of it and it took 3 minutes for it to go into the trash can.

Ewwwww. . . was my reaction. .. ( I actually said that)

FUCK!!