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The story about johnny cunt

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MrNewbie

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Hello johnny cunt, im gonna tell a story about you..

1 year ago I adopted Johnny cunt, he was about to get aborted because he was made out of a blowjob.. Which means puking him out=true.
Obviously, he wasn't so happy about it, so I aborted him and he was shit out. Now Johnny (dirt) Cunt didn't have a life, he tried to bee like me, ITAKEOFFENCE and for starters, which didn't work out so we raped him. He started crying like a baby, we all said sorry and then he was happy again.

Johnny cunt was a very happy little freak, looking at porn when he was 1 years old becuz that was all he could get untill he was 70! then he could masturbate using his teeths that had fallen out!!!!
When Johnny was 30 he actually raped a little boy, we said good job but he wasn't very happy because... well.. the penis wasn't long enough to stick in.. "1 inch" isn't very much johnny cunt said, we all laughed at him, even girls had a bigger penis to stick in, the finger..
Thats the story about johnny cunt,
by the way... When johnny cunt was 30 years old he couldn't produce sperms so he took a 12 years old boy sperm and pretended that it was johnny cunts..
So duztingirl, im sorry! its not you and johnny cunt that has a child together! its you and jason!
 
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MR NEWBIE_ said:
Hello johnny cunt, im gonna tell a story about you..

1 year ago I adopted Johnny cunt, he was about to get aborted because he was made out of a blowjob.. Which means puking him out=true.
Obviously, he wasn't so happy about it, so I aborted him and he was shit out. Now Johnny (dirt) Cunt didn't have a life, he tried to bee like me, ITAKEOFFENCE and for starters, which didn't work out so we raped him. He started crying like a baby, we all said sorry and then he was happy again.

Johnny cunt was a very happy little freak, looking at porn when he was 1 years old becuz that was all he could get untill he was 70! then he could masturbate using his teeths that had fallen out!!!!
When Johnny was 30 he actually raped a little boy, we said good job but he wasn't very happy because... well.. the penis wasn't long enough to stick in.. "1 inch" isn't very much johnny cunt said, we all laughed at him, even girls had a bigger penis to stick in, the finger..
Thats the story about johnny cunt,
by the way... When johnny cunt was 30 years old he couldn't produce sperms so he took a 12 years old boy sperm and pretended that it was johnny cunts..
So duztingirl, im sorry! its not you and johnny cunt that has a child together! its you and jason!
All this just for me :thumbsup:
 
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Yeah, this will last for about 15 minutes and then get closed after Mr Newbie gets banned...
 
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Just put the great name of Johnny Kuntz in your thread and succes is garuanteed :thumbsup:
 

MrNewbie

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johnny kuntz said:
Just put the great name of Johnny Kuntz in your thread and succes is garuanteed :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: great, you just said that you have a 1 inch dick and that all that content was true!

Which it obviously was since Johnny cunt took 1 second to answer, after months johnny cunt still havn't got a job to provide himself a girlfriend, he couldn't pay for her anymore when he started visiting WTF.com
 

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Ahahah damn thats pwnage. jonny is trying to act as his confidence was rebuilded since the great owning, stupid noob, we all see it fake and all that is written in the story about him is true, sry cuntz your owned yet again, even though you dont quite have the intellect to quite understand ti
 
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MR NEWBIE_ said:
:thumbsup: great, you just said that you have a 1 inch dick and that all that content was true!

Which it obviously was since Johnny cunt took 1 second to answer, after months johnny cunt still havn't got a job to provide himself a girlfriend, he couldn't pay for her anymore when he started visiting WTF.com
:rotflmao:
 
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ITakeOffence said:
Ahahah damn thats pwnage. jonny is trying to act as his confidence was rebuilded since the great owning, stupid noob, we all see it fake and all that is written in the story about him is true, sry cuntz your owned yet again, even though you dont quite have the intellect to quite understand ti

I am ripped apart!!
:rotflmao:
 

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Anyone else ever read a thread and afterwards think to themselves "Damn, thats 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back"..... :cool: :thumbsdn:
 

MrNewbie

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johnny kuntz said:

I am ripped apart!!
:rotflmao:
look at him, he is actually crying.. you are a sad boy johnny..


Also, dont be so negative everyone! this is just a one time visit from Mr Newbie, just wanted to see johnny cunt again, I knew the time zone didn't really matter since WTF.com is johnny cunts life box.

:thumbsup:
 
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G's-up said:
Anyone else ever read a thread and afterwards think to themselves "Damn, thats 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back"..... :cool: :thumbsdn:
Another reply :thumbsup:
 
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MR NEWBIE_ said:
look at him, he is actually crying.. you are a sad boy johnny..


Also, dont be so negative everyone! this is just a one time visit from Mr Newbie, just wanted to see johnny cunt again, I knew the time zone didn't really matter since WTF.com is johnny cunts life box.

:thumbsup:

Poor stooge :rotflmao:
 

MrNewbie

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johnny kuntz said:
I am a hero :thumbsup:
Wrong answer, your mom is a hero when she is on her knees.

You are just the same old no life shit johnny, u cant be a hero since you came out of the anal! It wouldn't be normal!
 
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I agree with you G's up I just wasted time reading this. I thought mr newbie was banned
 
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