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The stupid things you do to impress a significant other...

BRiT

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otepsoul

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BRiT said:
I've heard of people doing some stupid things to try to impress their significant other, but this takes the cake.





What stupid things have you done or known others to do?
lol what a tool, one of my friends let me punch him in the nose so my g/f would laugh
 

breakology

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I once cried for a female so she would think I was sensitive.

I also got a prince albert, but that was just to piss off my X, not to impress her.
You may be asking yourself, "why would that piss her off?" ... the answer is simple, because all her friends told her how good it felt. :p
 

dustinzgirl

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BRiT said:
I've heard of people doing some stupid things to try to impress their significant other, but this takes the cake.





What stupid things have you done or known others to do?
Fold my legs behind my head. It hurts, and gives me cramps, but CL loves it.
 

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dustinzgirl said:
Fold my legs behind my head. It hurts, and gives me cramps, but CL loves it.
:thumbsup: nothing says love like flexiblity. I suggest increasing your daily potassium intake to help with the cramps :)
 

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Uhh I don't do anything to impress anyone, thats why I have good long lasting relationships because people like me for ME.. Not for what I do to impress them..
 

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p99 said:
Uhh I don't do anything to impress anyone, thats why I have good long lasting relationships because people like me for ME.. Not for what I do to impress them..
Maybe it's just me, but pluralizing "long lasting relationship" seems a bit ironic.
Could it also be that not everyone who gets involved with a person of the oppisite sex (or same sex, PC check) is interested in long term?
 
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the best part about the original story is the guy's wife escaped and called the cops, who figured everything out :lol: so she was too smart for him anyway