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The Sun Sucks

Bigfoot

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Ok, my advise to anyone that is from Canada or Scotland...

DON'T GO OUT IN TH SUN!!

I'm like mostly Candian and Scotish and lucky me I got to work out side all last week. It was super sunny all week and I was the guy who was made to set up a tennis court (It's a large clay court) and you have to set the lines down with spikes (they're cloth). And it took me 6 hours to lay around 600 spikes in the ground. The stupid fucker of a weater man said that it would be clody all day, so i never put sun screen on. I was so sun burnt that I blistered. Now afew days later I'm peeling so bad i can make it snow off the my face and the back of my neck.
 

GottaHurt

Sexual Deviant
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Bigfoot said:
Ok, my advise to anyone that is from Canada or Scotland...

DON'T GO OUT IN TH SUN!!

I'm like mostly Candian and Scotish and lucky me I got to work out side all last week. It was super sunny all week and I was the guy who was made to set up a tennis court (It's a large clay court) and you have to set the lines down with spikes (they're cloth). And it took me 6 hours to lay around 600 spikes in the ground. The stupid fucker of a weater man said that it would be clody all day, so i never put sun screen on. I was so sun burnt that I blistered. Now afew days later I'm peeling so bad i can make it snow off the my face and the back of my neck.
Bummer, should've strapped those #15's to your head, canopy action.
Even when it's cloudy you can burn, you need decent sunblock until your skin is conditioned.
 

Chris

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Haven't you learned never to trust the weather fuckers?
 

ron

Buster of Asses
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Bigfoot said:
The stupid fucker of a weater man said that it would be clody all day, so i never put sun screen on. I was so sun burnt that I blistered. Now afew days later I'm peeling so bad i can make it snow off the my face and the back of my neck.
I hate that. Remember, weather is what you see outside right now. Forecasts are largely meaningless more than a few hours in advance.
 

Broken

Member smoked too much weed!
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Bigfoot said:
Ok, my advise to anyone that is from Canada or Scotland...

DON'T GO OUT IN TH SUN!!

I'm like mostly Candian and Scotish and lucky me I got to work out side all last week. It was super sunny all week and I was the guy who was made to set up a tennis court (It's a large clay court) and you have to set the lines down with spikes (they're cloth). And it took me 6 hours to lay around 600 spikes in the ground. The stupid fucker of a weater man said that it would be clody all day, so i never put sun screen on. I was so sun burnt that I blistered. Now afew days later I'm peeling so bad i can make it snow off the my face and the back of my neck.
Wow, that's a hundred spikes an hour!! Sorry; what were you talking about again?
 
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Bigfoot said:
Ok, my advise to anyone that is from Canada or Scotland...

DON'T GO OUT IN TH SUN!!

I'm like mostly Candian and Scotish and lucky me I got to work out side all last week. It was super sunny all week and I was the guy who was made to set up a tennis court (It's a large clay court) and you have to set the lines down with spikes (they're cloth). And it took me 6 hours to lay around 600 spikes in the ground. The stupid fucker of a weater man said that it would be clody all day, so i never put sun screen on. I was so sun burnt that I blistered. Now afew days later I'm peeling so bad i can make it snow off the my face and the back of my neck.

Fuck the sun! I fuckin' hate it, too. Long live the fuckin' beast
 

_Kitana_

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with out the sun

we would all die

you realize this right

even the vampires
 

yowatupdogg

Banned - What an Asshat!
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the sun is great i don't know if it is just me but when i wake up and see the sun. it makes my day for some reason i am happier when the sun is out :thumbsup:







the french suck




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pain can be such a horrible thing :sword:
 
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_Kitana_ said:
with out the sun

we would all die

you realize this right

even the vampires
No, it is sunshine that kills us... why do you think we sleep in coffins all day and arise during the night? :p

I hate the sun... i like rain better. it goes with all my moods.
 

yowatupdogg

Banned - What an Asshat!
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well the sun does kill us. but for the most part it helps us live without sun we wouldn't be able to grow alot of stuff.

plus i like the sun it makes me haapier :thumbsup:



the french suck





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pain can be such a horrible thing
 

The_DEAL

FAILING @FAILING!
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yowatupdogg said:
well the sun does kill us. but for the most part it helps us live without sun we wouldn't be able to grow alot of stuff.

plus i like the sun it makes me haapier :thumbsup:

the french suck

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pain can be such a horrible thing
we wouldent beable to live dumbass
 

yowatupdogg

Banned - What an Asshat!
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yea i kinda said that :mfinger:





the french suck :mfinger:




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pain can be such a horrible thing :sword:
 

otepsoul

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goddam all i see on this site is about the french new topics ppl.
 

yowatupdogg

Banned - What an Asshat!
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it is fun to talk bout the gay french and hear what other people have to say :)




the french suck :mfinger:











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pain can be such a horrible thing :sword: