WTF ... IS WTF!?
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Ok kids. I have to tell you guys something, and you won't be too happy.



There is no such thing as Santa. Yep. It's true.


Also, there is no such thing as a decent post.
Hell this one I'm making right now is crap.


Now before you cry, and run to your mom/dad/grandmother/bible/liquor, screaming "it isn't true! it isn't true!" think to yourself...


"Wtf?! can I do to make Wtf a better place?"

Quit posting crap! That's what! And Jung, you're a cool dude, but between Salad Fingers, and the faceless baby, we can all tell you haven't been seeing your therapist normally.

This is the Stir Shit Up Movement (S.S.U.M.) Now who the fuck is with me?!?
 
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next you're gonna tell me the toothfairy isn't real either, right?
 
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Unforgiven said:
next you're gonna tell me the toothfairy isn't real either, right?

(Look! Two Metallica songs included in this answer!)

Unforgiven, It's Sad But True.



I'm a genius.




Now. Are you with me?
 
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HavokChylde said:
(Look! Two Metallica songs included in this answer!)

Unforgiven, It's Sad But True.



I'm a genius.




Now. Are you with me?
sure i'm with you.

but, i'm afraid that without the tooth fairy, i am nothing
 
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Unforgiven said:
sure i'm with you.

but, i'm afraid that without the tooth fairy, i am nothing


Look, I'll give you this....

People say there are no smart blondes, right? Well they were wrong. There are.





A golden retriever!
 
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HavokChylde said:
Look, I'll give you this....

People say there are no smart blondes, right? Well they were wrong. There are.





A golden retriever!
haha. right on :thumbsup:

now i'm all revved up with no place to go.
 
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Unforgiven said:
haha. right on :thumbsup:

now i'm all revved up with no place to go.

Whoa, whoa, you catch on quick.

Don't worry, once we geht more people involved in this S.S.U.M we'll be climbing a stairway to heaven.




Sorry, it's all I had at the time......
 
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HavokChylde said:
Whoa, whoa, you catch on quick.

Don't worry, once we geht more people involved in this S.S.U.M we'll be climbing a stairway to heaven.




Sorry, it's all I had at the time......
right on.

once we reach the pinnacle, we can show the entire world that we are the champions
 

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Next you'll be telling me that Jesus isnt real. Well, he is real, i saw him in a dental xray. And I'd love to stir some shit up. Can you tell me the way to San Jose? I suck at this thing.
 
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Unforgiven said:
right on.

once we reach the pinnacle, we can show the entire world that we are the champions

Sorry all, Some Stupid Uther Mothers already has S.S.U.M.

So now it's the Stir Crap Up Movement. (S.C.U.M.)


Everybodies working for the weekend, so we'll have to come up with a mascot on monday.
 
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HavokChylde said:
Sorry all, Some Stupid Uther Mothers already has S.S.U.M.

So now it's the Stir Crap Up Movement. (S.C.U.M.)


Everybodies working for the weekend, so we'll have to come up with a mascot on monday.
i don't like mondays
 
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Unforgiven said:
i don't like mondays

Hmm. Well on Friday I party like it's 1999. Saturday night is alright for fighting.... So on Sunday we'll figure one out.
 
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HavokChylde said:
Hmm. Well on Friday I party like it's 1999. Saturday night is alright for fighting.... So on Sunday we'll figure one out.
Sunday's fine with me.

take the crazy train to the hotel california... just like back in 1979

(couldn't think of anything else :) )
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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im in * pulls out belt fed weapon* ahhh happiness
 
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YUCK FOU!!! said:
im in * pulls out belt fed weapon* ahhh happiness
Great. S.C.U.M. has 3 members now. Hmm. What's next for the S.C.U.M.?
 

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HavokChylde said:
Great. S.C.U.M. has 3 members now. Hmm. What's next for the S.C.U.M.?
What's next?Naked women and tailgate party's. :thumbsup:
 
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shep said:
What's next?Naked women and tailgate party's. :thumbsup:
Sounds good. Only the best women for S.C.U.M.


Next move is adding the naughty smilies.
 

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My friend's Methodist Church (Santa Clarita United Methodist) is abbreviated "S.C.U.M."

That one's taken too :)
 
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Icarus said:
My friend's Methodist Church (Santa Clarita United Methodist) is abbreviated "S.C.U.M."

That one's taken too :)
Umm. I guess I couldn't read what you typed.

You said S.C.U.M. is 1337 right? Ok, good.


(Don't burst my bubble man. S.C.U.M. rocks.)
 

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Alright, if you guys want to run around getting likened to a bunch of goodie-two-shoes...
 
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