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The universe

Bullshyt

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When the world opens up to a future of hopelessness, I will build a statue comemorating myself that can go to outer space and then will shoot all the rest of the people down so the vegetation and the meek intent of life will be history, and once we find out that it won't be history because there never was a history, the universe will shrink to the mere fact that history never existed.
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Bullshyt

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Apparently nobody can figure this one out.
 
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Bullshyt said:
When the world opens up to a future of hopelessness, I will build a statue comemorating myself that can go to outer space and then will shoot all the rest of the people down so the vegetation and the meek intent of life will be history, and once we find out that it won't be history because there never was a history, the universe will shrink to the mere fact that history never existed.
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i see... so you're going to destroy the world to make history, but, since there is no world anymore, there will be no history, so the universe will shrink because of it?
 

Bullshyt

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sorry, but wrong , you can't be literal, it sounds farfetched but so does everything in philosophy.
 
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i see. this thread is too philosophical (sp??) for me

*leaves*
 

dustinzgirl

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Bullshyt said:
When the world opens up to a future of hopelessness, I will build a statue comemorating myself that can go to outer space and then will shoot all the rest of the people down so the vegetation and the meek intent of life will be history, and once we find out that it won't be history because there never was a history, the universe will shrink to the mere fact that history never existed.
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stfu.

thats pretty much all i have to say.

oooohhhh mommy look at all the big pretty words.


ha ha ha ha
you know you guys think im funny! laugh, damn you!
 
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dustinzgirl said:
stfu.

thats pretty much all i have to say.

oooohhhh mommy look at all the big pretty words.


ha ha ha ha
you know you guys think im funny! laugh, damn you!
ahahaha. that was hillarious. :)
 

dustinzgirl

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yes, you may commence bowing now.

and actually bullshyt, it sounds pretty cool, im just in the mood to fuck with people, k
 

For-Starters

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Bullshyt said:
When the world opens up to a future of hopelessness, I will build a statue comemorating myself that can go to outer space and then will shoot all the rest of the people down so the vegetation and the meek intent of life will be history, and once we find out that it won't be history because there never was a history, the universe will shrink to the mere fact that history never existed.
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for starters, the stupidity of this post makes me want to throw up. go back to picking your ass, idiot. :mfinger:
 

kallero

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Bullshyt said:
When the world opens up to a future of hopelessness, I will build a statue comemorating myself that can go to outer space and then will shoot all the rest of the people down so the vegetation and the meek intent of life will be history, and once we find out that it won't be history because there never was a history, the universe will shrink to the mere fact that history never existed.
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You take things too litterally. History is the concept of a collection of what has happened before what is known as now. You can't look at a word as if it in itself what it implies. Words only stand for concepts that would otherwise go unrealised.
 

For-Starters

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kallero said:
You take things too litterally. History is the concept of a collection of what has happened before what is known as now. You can't look at a word as if it in itself what it implies. Words only stand for concepts that would otherwise go unrealised.
for starters, take your abtract thoughts, and shove them far, far up your ass (to a place where no one will ever see or hear about them again) :thumbsdn:
 

gehtfuct

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you can be a dumbass all the time, or you can be a smartass sometimes. what you should do all the time is know that you really dont know shit. history is and will ever be nothing more than a story, the gospel of others their testimony of what they think happend,unless you were there.science is only an organized system of ignorance.you can be philifuckable all you want.I can make my self seemingly stupid,by simply saying blah blah blah...you only know what you see (OR READ)what you know IS so much smaller than what you dont know.I know im not the smartest fucker here. geht a clue.you're not gonna figure it all out......just rant....DAMN!..
 

CopyLifted

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for starters, the complexity of this post makes my brain hurt. go back to simple posts that I can understand. :mfinger:
Fixed. We knew what you really meant.
 

Bullshyt

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lol, the kid's a moron. And gehtfuct, once again, you can't be literal, its not about history.
 

For-Starters

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Bullshyt said:
lol, the kid's a moron. And gehtfuct, once again, you can't be literal, its not about history.
for starters, you're exactly as your name implies. only difference is that your name should start with 'pig' and not 'bull' :mfinger:
 

CopyLifted

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for starters, you're exactly as your name implies. only difference is that your name should start with 'pig' and not 'bull' :mfinger:
Wow, that was clever. I bet you hurt his poor little feelers with that one. :rolleyes:
 

jamesp

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Bullshyt said:
When the world opens up to a future of hopelessness, I will build a statue comemorating myself that can go to outer space and then will shoot all the rest of the people down so the vegetation and the meek intent of life will be history, and once we find out that it won't be history because there never was a history, the universe will shrink to the mere fact that history never existed.
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if you erase history to make history then you fool only yourself?
 

crocostix

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serious now, it was a nice topic, until that stupid dumbass for starters came along and felt he needed to fuck the meaning of the topic up. on a personal note to for starters: i read the other thread bout harry potter, in which u claim to go to university. well.... if u were on mine, i'd sure ass hell be amused how u would pack out the lunch ur mom has made for u and wait for someone to come by to feed it to u, cuz u can't do nething at all, stupid fuck. just cuz ur in college, doesn't mean u can tell other ppl their idiots. ppl like u, who don't respect other ppl, are the main reason for the excistence of this forum, and are the ones we should get rid of.

btw, i'm pretty drunk now, and if u find an error in my english and want to laugh bout it, do so, cuz i don't give a fuck, i'm dutch :D

just do me one favor, if u don't have nething to say ---> stfu :mfinger: and don't waste our time.

and to bullshyt, that stuff bout the universe, we don't know if history will never excist again, cuz maybe life will emerge again, like it has before. u know, single cell stuff, to fish, to something, to primates, to human eventually. maybe other animals will evolove into sentient beings.
sure as hell hope not, we've got enough trouble allready dealing with our own kind :mad: