^ Has the finest Smurf figure collection.
< Puts the lotion on its skin.
v Cured their foot fungus with apple cider vinegar.
^ Graduated from Ringling Brothers Clown College so many times they call him Dr.
@Jason , consequently this is also how he introduces himself at block parties. Only he finds it humorous.
<Likes to collect pen caps. Not pens. Just pen caps.
V almost made it on Survivor, but the producers didn't think a Hitachi Magic Wand was an acceptable luxury item. Words were exchanged. Then the efficacy of the wand was demonstrated on the producers. Charges were filed. Hitachi sold another Magic Wand.