Eye Candy The Well Deserved Mooby Thread

[HeliosHyperion]

Before I'm drunk:



After I'm Drunk:



"rrrrrrgagagrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgblllllllllrrrrrrrgrgrgrgrgrgrr" - some murlock that got really drunk

 

[Scooter]

Before I'm drunk: ...

For whatever reason, I thought you were female. Either way, you're much uglier than expected. That's cool, man. I ain't so pretty, either. I just wanted to post and compliment you on that awesome helmut!

 

[HeliosHyperion]

For whatever reason, I thought you were female.

Nice... I'm guessing it's this nick... But unfortunately no. Or maybe rather fortunate, I would've been such a slut.

Either way, you're much uglier than expected.

BUT! I can double up as a washboard in case of washing emergencies

(P.S. This! this is Cthulu)

 

[TheRover]

(P.S. This! this is Cthulu)

nice one, did you know it's impossible for human mouth to correctly pronounce his name

Do you have a close up of Cthulu, just because I like seeing the various depictions of him, not so I can look at your nips.

 

[HeliosHyperion]

Do you have a close up of Cthulu

well, to tell you the truth, it's not actually Cthulu O_O
it's some alien demon in the Baphomet stance it's the album cover of Hypocrisy - 2013 - The End Of Disclosure. Unfortunately, not Peter Tägtgren best musical creation... but let's not get into that

 

[timotheus]

 

[MaxPower]

Dude is that jizz on the wall over your right shoulder? Kudos for aiming high!

 

[timotheus]

Dude is that jizz on the wall over your right shoulder? Kudos for aiming high!

Sort of....that's a very early baby photo.

 

[ib4]

@Crazizniac skulls not roses. I am getting the center bullshit covered with an anatomical heart that goes along with the rest of the chest piece. Petals are on the right skull, ribbon is on the left skull. (for your view). There's still some color that needs to be added to the left skull.

 

[Crazizniac]

HAHAHAHAHA! Right on! The only ink i'll ever have is my wedding ring, rings aren't conducive to my line of work. I waited till my 17th anniversary to get it, figured it was permanent at that point.

 

[Crazizniac]

Aaannd! Because my chest hair turned white when I was 35 and 1 month and I'm nothing but bone and gristle I ain't doing moobies .

 

[CoprophagousCop]

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Is that the natural position of your lower hand?

Also, is that toilet paper and lube?

 

[ib4]

Is that the natural position of your lower hand?

Also, is that toilet paper and lube?

I stroke with the left, so no The tube is Sensodyne

 

[CoprophagousCop]

I stroke with the left, so no The tube is Sensodyne

Your picture is taken in a mirror, so your lower hand IS your left hand.
Toothpaste as lube, who knew?

 

[ib4]

Your picture is taken in a mirror, so your lower hand IS your left hand.
Toothpaste as lube, who knew?

You are quite right. Well I guess you guys got me!