Before I'm drunk: ...
For whatever reason, I thought you were female.
BUT!Either way, you're much uglier than expected.
(P.S. This!this is Cthulu)
Do you have a close up of Cthulu
Sort of....that's a very early baby photo.Dude is that jizz on the wall over your right shoulder? Kudos for aiming high!
I stroke with the left, so noIs that the natural position of your lower hand?
Also, is that toilet paper and lube?
Your picture is taken in a mirror, so your lower hand IS your left hand.I stroke with the left, so noThe tube is Sensodyne
Your picture is taken in a mirror, so your lower hand IS your left hand.
Toothpaste as lube, who knew?