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The What If Game

dustinzgirl

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Here is the what if game. You answer the question and then pose another.

What if M & M's were really P & P's?

Then eminem would have to call himself peeinpee.


Now you try

What if Russia had won the cold war, comrade?
 

void

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dustinzgirl said:
What if Russia had won the cold war, comrade?
american's would be even more neurotic about healthcare..

what if dog piss got you drunk?
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Then only Void would know.

What if Hilary Clinton was the one who got the blow job in the Oval Office?
 

skully

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she would have a penis?


what if monica gave hillary a blowjob in the oval office?
 

void

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skullmaster said:
what if monica gave hillary a blowjob in the oval office?
bill would be in the corner blowing his sax?

what if jesus came back and shot the pope?
 

BadEvilWrong

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void said:
bill would be in the corner blowing his sax?

what if jesus came back and shot the pope?
:lol:

Finally, we would have proof that karma does exist.

What would happen if void stopped posting?
 

void

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BadEvilWrong said:
What would happen if void stopped posting?
the price of carrots would exceed $2 a kilo.

what if your bones turned to gold?
 

BadEvilWrong

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void said:
the price of carrots would exceed $2 a kilo.

what if your bones turned to gold?
I'd give my right arm to pay off my tuition.

What if you could turn human excrement into the chocolate of your choice?
 

dustinzgirl

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Then there would be less stinkies floating in the toilet.

What if there were magical elves in your christmass stocking?
 

void

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dustinzgirl said:
What if there were magical elves in your christmass stocking?
i'd shart on them, i love sharting on elves.

what if elton john started dating your dad?
 

dustinzgirl

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Ha ha ha ha. If you knew my dad, you would find the humor in that. If Elton John started dating my mountain raised back woods father, he not survive. Not that my father harbors any ill will towards gays, in fact my father has gay friends. Im saying there is no way a pansy ass city boy like Elton John could survive real life.


What if the magnetic poles do switch thier locations?
 
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If they do it rapidly enough, we're in for the best carnival ride ever!

What if grocery stores were actually open at 11:15 on Sunday nights?
 

skully

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the bush wouldnt be president


what if dinosaurs build a timme machine, come into the future, and have sex with paris hilton?
 

squeeze_me

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What if Hollywood was legally forced to pay all actors minimum wage?[/QUOTE]

well if that also includes hot actresses then my so called "eye candy" would be reduced by 30%.

What if darth vader was god?
 

dustinzgirl

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squeeze_me said:
What if Hollywood was legally forced to pay all actors minimum wage?
well if that also includes hot actresses then my so called "eye candy" would be reduced by 30%.

What if darth vader was god?[/QUOTE]

I thought he was? Anyways, to answer your question, then I would be his sex slave because Darth is fucking HAWT.

What if there really are people under the stairs?
 

void

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people under my stairs??

i would shoot the fuckers, along with anyone else on my property..

what if consuming jizz made you drastically lose weight?
 

Farceur

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void said:
people under my stairs??

i would shoot the fuckers, along with anyone else on my property..

what if consuming jizz made you drastically lose weight?
just one more way to persuade the opposite sex.

What if the interwebs were real and everything real was the interwebs?